Canceled My Prime Membership Today

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

tumblr outlasting 4chan really is the epitome of “luigi wins by doing nothing”. this webbed sight is held together with printed homestuck strips and destiel fics and somehow managed to live past “the internet hate machine”.

RIP 4chan, and here’s one last meme for you:

would my adoring fans like to see my little guy Frank (hi Matt)

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

see him schmoove

Mom’s response:

Best friend response:

And he had to change school districts 😝

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

heeppy hoolida

gotta say 4chan won a spiritual war by dying via hacking (cool) rather than via capitalism like we will (trite and unoriginal)