Crazy How Many People Want Characters In Fiction To Speak And Act Like They’ve Had 20 Hours Of Intensive

Asking for a decaf at a coffee shop when you're extremely caffeine sensitive sucks so bad cause they don't do it like, half the time. They just give you full caff. It's like if you go to a place where they sell water and then water with evil ghosts in it and you say please just regular water, hold the evil ghosts, and the underpaid worker who you tipped 30% on a single cup says "ok" and then puts evil ghosts in your beverage remorselessly

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.

No, you cannot eat my sandwich.

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

Hello!! I'm natotofu, an artist from Japan! I'm usually on Instagram but I decided to try this out this place:) I'm incredibly slow at making new pieces, but I hope I can interact with the ppl here. English is not my first language so please bear with me:)))

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves

Mom’s response:

Best friend response:

And he had to change school districts 😝