The Groundhog Reportedly Saw "a Blood Red Sun. In The Foreground A Massive Wheel Framing The Sun In The

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.

No, you cannot eat my sandwich.

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

heeppy hoolida

every time someone infodumps to me about some crazy shit i say ‘i am learning so much’ and no one will ever know it’s a reference to this screenshot of my middle school group chat that i treat like a well known meme

tumblr outlasting 4chan really is the epitome of “luigi wins by doing nothing”. this webbed sight is held together with printed homestuck strips and destiel fics and somehow managed to live past “the internet hate machine”.

RIP 4chan, and here’s one last meme for you: