A bunch of the Justice League’s villains work together to capture the league and when someone asks where Captain Marvel is, his villains point over at Billy Batson, a scrawny underfed 10 year old child, and so everyone is like, “Bro what the fuck that is very clearly not Captain Marvel” and his villains are like, “Trust me it is” and then try to get Billy to show everyone but Billy starts panicking because he doesn’t know what to do in this situation and ends up just doing what any 10 year old would do when they’ve been kidnapped by their arch-nemeses and can’t fight them off without revealing that they’re a child to their superhero coworkers, and bursts out into tears while trying to act like a completely normal 10 year old and so now everyone is just glaring at his villains like, “What the fuck guys" while they’re desperately trying to get Billy to Shazam
tiktok trend part 7.5! i am so sorry for this one.
PSA: the audio is a little n//s//f//w and there are spoilers for IDW Lost Light #25
HOLY FUCK
Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz
What terrible batfam outfit are you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX WRIGHT
Stale: who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman
Woke: who would win in a fight between Superman and Captain Marvel in a non friendly match and how much would Billy Batson cry after winning
Train to nowhere, At least you’re there
For the #finishinfinitytrain hashtag event on twitter!! twitter
Anyways, idk how much fics are going to be created for this series, but we’ll see. Updates are slow because of school. I’ve got three (I Took It as a Taunt, Remember Way Back in School? and Isn’t Life so Fucking Inconsistent?) planned rn. Titles are inspired by Lovejoy’s songs.
It’s plain old Dadstantine content with Billy Batson.
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