Its The Abandonment Issues, Dw

tommy, tubbo, jack and niki: are you doing lore, george?

this has probably already been done but

HOLY FUCK

Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz

What terrible batfam outfit are you

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Marvel

-Along with that, I’m pretty sure he got into Naruto cosplay (as Shazam) one time because of the Area 51 meme

-There’s a female villain and after Marvel punts her somewhere he’s like “just killed a woman, feeling good” (after that he had to explain the JL the meme)

-Whenever someone does something amazing he always says WAP and no one has the heart to correct him

Marvel, being shot in the gut a few times, bleeding and fading between consciousness and unconsciousness: tis but a scratch

Marvel, when he has to do monitor duty/does something not dangerous: IM GONNA DIE

Shazam/Captain Marvel/Billy Batson has so much comedic potential.

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Captain Marvel, the chosen Champion of the gods, protector of Magic: poggers.

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Captain Marvel: (speaking in Latin to an ancient deity)

Superman: (leaning over) What’s he saying?

Wonderwoman: He’s asking it for its Minecraft username.

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Captain Marvel: (eyes glowing) dwelling on the heroes of old, will only end In suffering and misfortune, glacé to the morrow instead.

The league: …

Captain Marvel: (sips boba)

instead of shoving jason’s storyline into an already full young justice season they should just make a bat family animated show where it’s just batman and his kids dealing with their drama. I’d watch the shit out of that.

Okay but hear me out—

Wally sometimes dreams of the Speedforce and doesn’t treat it as a nightmare. He’ll go almost perfectly still and his breathing and heart rate would drop, almost as if he died. It’s deeper than sleep.

Bruce’ll wake up to the sudden stillness and for a second, he thinks Wally is dead (almost always, that’s the first thing that pops up no matter how many times he’s dealt with this before). He’ll watch Wally slowly and surely, unblinking.

When Wally wakes up from the dream, he’ll turn over and see Bruce staring. He’ll push his head to the crook of his neck, tracing nondescript patterns down Bruce’s back, mouthing silent apologies. 

ah yes, bronk 💔💔💔, my favourite break-up themed playlist

hmm…

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☆Polyam pride☆

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon

whoops did it again