Sometimes I think about the fact that Phoenix unhesitatingly demolished a door right in front of Edgeworth in Justice For All
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So I've been reading a lot of shazam fanfiction lately, you know. As you do. And I noticed something.
Every time I read a "billy is batman's son" fic billy always goes along willingly. And it strikes me as off. Like this is a kid who has lived on the streets since he was like 6. He also has magic and in some iterations his civilian identity is friends with people like john constantine. He is also a superhero working with the justice league and he takes his responsibilities to his city very seriously.
What I'm saying is that the second billy realized that bruce planned to make him leave fawcett city billy would run like a Batman out of hell. The kid would just nope on out of there first chance he got.
I wanna see a fic where billy has some agency! Where billy says no! I don't care who you are or how much money you have, I'm not leaving my city! And then sticking too that. Batman would be on a wild chase around fawcett city looking for his son. Billy would be outsmarting batman via magic and street smarts. All the while neither knows the others identity. Can you tell me how GOOD a fic like that would be?
I quite like archon zhongli and his possible dynamic with diluc
(this is my personal timeline about zhongli)
this is an old drawing, i was trying convince a friend that he is like a cat
this is a time travel au in which diluc tries to stop zhongli from becoming an archon
My favorite version of tawny tawky is when he’s just a stuffed animal, and then boom! Magical tiger.
I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...
-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about
-his following
-the titles of his thirst traps
-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO
-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY
-person: hey are you [account name]?
hal: *doesn’t know what to do*
-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member
-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough
-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig
and yeah
hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc
ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.
Zhongli x Diluc headcanons hERE WE GO BISH.
Specifically on how they met and how they fell in love!
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Ooh…ever thought what would happen if Bruce came face-to-face with Sinestro (as Hal’s ex)? By the way, I adore your drawings! Jason, Kara, and Deadpool make a sweet trio. I love those cute spats of jealousy Bruce gets whenever Hal starts talking to one of his closer friends like Barry. ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much! I love jealous Bruce too!
hal trying to sneak into bruce’s room late at night: 😬
bernard, sneaking out of tim’s room at the exact same time: 😬
when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid
Okay, but imagine everyone thinking Cap. Marvel/Shazam and John is dating because Billy follow John around like a puppy and sometimes he like to bring lunch for his dad in full hero get up. Sure John calls Cap. his son but everyone assume it's a kink thing
That’s a horrific misunderstanding, and justifiably hilarious.
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Imagine a league member sees John kissing Zatanna and they think he’s cheating on Cap. The whole League goes apeshit because how dare he cheat on our sunshine man.
Meanwhile Billy’s just wondering why Canary sat him down and was like, “I’m sorry to tell you this but I saw John kissing Zatanna.”
And Billy’s like: “Uhh yeah so??????”
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Someone asks Cap how long he’s been with John, and Billy misinterprets it and says, “I’ve know him for 2 years, but I’ve only been staying with him for the past few months”
“Oh so are you getting rings soon? Or are you waiting on John? Or is that not your style?”
Billy, wondering how they knew about the magic rings he and John were tracking down, “actually we are getting them together”
(Cue JL throwing an engagement party)
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John talking about Billy: He’s had some issues with fathers in the past.
The Leaguer who now thinks Captain Marvel has a daddy kink: 👁👄👁
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