Hahaha Crack Pairings/ships Am I Right

tiktok trend part 7.5! i am so sorry for this one.

PSA: the audio is a little n//s//f//w and there are spoilers for IDW Lost Light #25

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31835872/chapters/78818827

have this (and cringe at my attempt at humor)

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

Green Lantern: What if we kissed 😳 in your self-driving Batmobile 🤔 haha jk 😎 unless??? 👉👈

Batman: How did you say those emojis out loud?

HOLY FUCK

Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz

What terrible batfam outfit are you

what exactly is the difference between childe and a hydro abyss mage? i mean. they both do hydro, both are connected to the abyss, they both have masks

I feel like xiao would use this to be mean to childe behind his back, like he and zhongli would be on a walk, see a hydro abyss mage, and xiao would be all "hey look it's your boyfriend"

SORRY I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT OF JUST. ZHONGLI ABSOLUTELY SNAPPING ONE DAY ON THEIR WALKS

AU where the court stenographer writes Steel Samurai fanfic and one time when listening to Narumitsu yell innuendos at each other during court, they get inspiration for their Magisteel fic.

Whilst this would normally go completely unnoticed, the fact that the Chief Prosecutor is a huge Steel Samurai nerd means that he notices when things he’s said in court start being quoted by the Evil Magistrate in the fic he’s reading…

instead of shoving jason’s storyline into an already full young justice season they should just make a bat family animated show where it’s just batman and his kids dealing with their drama. I’d watch the shit out of that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX WRIGHT

FUDJJSJDKDKDJDJ FINALLY

he’s BI. it’s confirmed guys.

Oh, and happy gaypocalypse season!