*On An Off World Mission*

Sinestro: We have your son.

Hal: I don't have a son.

Sinestro: Then who is this? He's asking me to watch something called JoJo's Bizzare Adventure with him. It looks quite amusing.

Hal: *gasps* tHEY HAVE KYLE!

a shazam and robin book called the 'batsons'. dc where's my paycheck

so diluc is 5’10

this is their whole relationship

Constantine finding out Billy smoked once (Like once in his entire life) and starts playing random anti-smoking ads everytime their in a room together.

John: (pulling out a cigarette) Now lad, this is a great time to remind you of the “do as I say, not as I do” rule.

Billy: (sweating) about that.

John: You better be yanking my chain-

Billy: well… 👀

John: (spiraling) Oh fuck. Zee was right. The second hand smoke bullshit is real. I made you into a bloody smoker.

Billy: No! I smoked years before I even met you-

John: Years!? You’re eleven-

Billy: uh gotta go bye! SHAZAM

~later~

Billy: (walks into house of mystery) Hey John, sorry about earli-errr

John, Zatanna, Chas, Black Adam, and Tawny: (all sitting in a circle, wearing anti-smoking shirts)

Tawny: This is an intervention.

John: let me see what you have!

Billy: A knife! ( Turn his attention to a demon or something)

John: Good, aim for the stomach

Billy: (covered in blood) That was fun.

John: (also covered in blood) You did good, I say this calls for ice cream

(Cut to Billy and John eating ice cream, while a horrified shopkeeper watches)

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

explaining white hair hc sappy as fuck slowburn love story between bruce and hal where hal is the spectre but heal slowly/regain control while messing around with bruce something like that he’s ok at L3 but his hair are still white i like to think they’ll stay white and he gets offended 24/7 because everyone calls him an old man (and that random people helps him cross the road GJELGJZE)

Sinestro: *has a blade against Tomar's throat*

Sinestro: just give me a reason!

Hal: 🎶🎼🎵 just a little bit's enough 🎵🎼🎶

Kyle: 🎶🎼🎵 Just a second, we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again🎵🎼🎶

Guy: 🎶🎼🎵 it's in the stars, it's been written in the scars of our hearts🎵🎼🎶

John: 🎶🎼🎵 we're not broken, just bent and we can learn to love again 🎵🎼🎶

Sinestro:I...what?...WHAT?!

Tomar: Kill me. In the name of our old friendship, kill me NOW

you ever just.