“food As A Love Language” Prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

steve and robin having a crush on the same girl <3 robin convincing steve to ask her out so she can live through him and he’s more than willing to try, when they go out, he picks the girl up and then drops robin off, letting them talk before going on a date, giving robin a wink before he pulls out of her driveway, and the next morning at work, steve gives robin every detail of the date, answers all her questions, and tells her about how the girl said that robin was “really funny” and how they should all hang out together sometime, which almost made robin’s heart explode

kiss prompts

dialogue

"can i kiss you?"

"are you sure about this?"

"close your eyes"

"wanna practise?"

"i really, really want to kiss you right now"

"i think i deserve a kiss"

"if you win, i'll kiss you"

"kiss me again"

"are you wearing chapstick?"

"shut up" (affectionately)

"you'll have to teach me"

"was that okay?"

"woah.."

"you're gonna get lipstick all over me"

"i think this is the part where you're supposed to kiss me"

"just follow my lead"

"one more kiss? please?"

"can we do that again?"

actions / scenarios

hand kisses

neck kisses

cheek kisses

stomach kisses

forehead kisses

thigh kisses

trailing kisses down your lovers body

arms wrapped around your lovers neck

light pecks

smiling while kissing

lifting your lover up

kisses meant to distract

kissing for a dare

goodmorning kisses

goodnight kisses

hello kisses

goodbye kisses

kitchen counter makeouts

kisses while cuddling

soft kisses becoming heated

heated kisses becoming soft

kisses to keep your lover quiet during sex

kisses while sitting in your lovers lap

kisses under mistletoe

leaving love bites on your lover

pulling away to look at eachother, eyes full of love

whispering in-between kisses

lifting up your lover while kissing

messy half asleep kisses

kisses that lead to more than kissing

kissing in the rain

almost kisses that are interrupted by a third party

nervous kisses

staring at your lover's lips before a kiss

hands on your lovers neck while kissing

routine kisses

drunk (mutually / accidental) kisses

kissing your lover as a reward

lazy makeouts

kisses leaving you breathless

heavy breathing with foreheads leaning together

hands in your lovers hair

hands under your lovers clothes

forbidden kisses

pulling your lover in by their collar

pulling your lover in by their tie

hands cupping your lovers cheeks

passionate kissing, pressed up against a wall

being caught kissing

confessing in the heat of the moment, leading to a kiss

luring your lover back to bed with kisses

kisses with a height difference - one leaning down while the other is on their tiptoes

Sleepy Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: 

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From The Sleepyhead:

"I'm so tired..."

"What time is it?"

"I could *yawn* watch another movie."

"No, no, let's do it anyway."

"I feel like I could nap for a thousand years."

"I envy genies, getting to sleep for thousands of yearsin a lamp."

"I'm not tired!"

"I can't *yawn* stop yawning--"

"I'm okay, promise."

"No need to worry! I'm just gonna close my eyes for a sec."

"I'm gonna rest my eyes."

"Being in the car is so soothing..."

From The Bystander:

"You look dead on your feet."

"Are you sure you're not tired?"

"I think it's time for someone to go to bed."

"Let me carry you."

"I'll take care of it, you just get some rest."

"When was the last time you slept?"

"Didn't sleep well last night?"

"I'll be right here. If you have a nightmare, I'll save you."

"You need to rest."

"Come on, let's go to bed."

"[Pet's name] is ready for bed, and so are you."

List of “I’d rather eat a shoe than fake date you but here we are” prompts

“In public, we’re in love. In private, we are in a civil war. Remember that, or we’re fucked.” 

“Were you trying to kiss me or were you trying to suck my soul out of my body?”

“What are you doing? Put your hand on my waist!” “No, they’re going to get the wrong idea!” “That’s because we want them to get the wrong idea, you moron! Now put your hand on my waist and stop stepping on my feet, for Christ’s sake! Did those ballroom lessons not pay off?!” 

“Remember, we’re doing this for the cameras.” “With the way you’ve been looking at me, it definitely doesn’t feel like we’re doing it just for the cameras but sure, whatever makes you sleep better at night.” 

“…That kiss lasted five seconds longer than usual and so I now have reasonable grounds to be suspicious of how you actually feel about me.” “My only concern is that you were actually counting the seconds in your head.” “Well, someone has to keep count before it ends up feeling too real.” 

“Why did you tell your parents I don’t wash my ass? Now they think I’m a disgusting slob!” “I’m only getting back at you for that one time when you told my parents that I don’t scan all of my items at the self-checkout station. Do you know how long they lectured me for that over the phone?!”

“I like your parents a lot,” Character A tells Character B, after Character B’s parents tells them embarrassing stories of Character B’s childhood/shows them embarrassing pictures of Character B’s growing up.

Character A, after getting into a heated argument with Character B: “Might I remind you I’d rather save my brother from drowning over you any day.” (Character B responding with: “You don’t even have a brother, let alone siblings!”) 

“Don’t you think you’re holding me a bit too tight?” “Well, do you want this to be convincing or not?” “I do, but a little looser than this would still be convincing.”

Character C, knowing about their fake dating ploy and one day asking, “So like, did you guys become the real deal or something because what’s with the sexual tension going on?” and Character A and Character B simultaneously balking at the accusation, immediately being like, “Fuck off, there’s no sexual tension going on at all!” after eyeing each other like they’d rather gobble each other up than be here.

Open AO3 and see all the shit we did with less than 15 minutes of their screen together.

Eddie was never the same after seeing Steve in the scoops uniform

jj maybank & rafe cameron porn links ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ

warning: 18+ only. these are twitter links that contain porn videos. these are not fics.

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— JJ MAYBANK

reverse cowgirl with jj outside

jj sucking and admiring your tits

dom!jj spanking you

giving boyfriend!jj a blowjob

doggystyle with best friend!jj

jj showing you how strong he is

riding roommate!jj in your room

jj fucking you while you’re wearing his shirt

helping jj relax after a long day

enemy!jj fucking you at a party

jj fucking you hard from behind

— RAFE CAMERON

missionary with boyfriend!rafe

ghostface!rafe sneaking into your room and fucking you

dom!rafe punishing you

rafe eating you out after a stressful day

morning sex with rafe

enemy!rafe fingering and choking you

shower sex with rafe

rafe fucking you on his yacht

study sessions with best friend!rafe

rafe admiring your body

riding rafe in his truck

neighbour!rafe fucking you in his bed

the fact Mobius doesn’t know Loki went to talk to Sylvie to DEFEND HIM and so he must think that Loki didn’t defend him and that he chose to leave him behind to be with Sylvie again. I’m gonna be sick

The Bitlife Challenge.

Roll the dice each year starting with 10 years old, you will need 2 dice.

Start: You are only allowed to press ‘start a new life’ and abide to the situation & the stats that you’re born with, no restarts until your character dies.

Until you’re 10, you can live however you want. From ages 10 to 18 use only 1 die, you’re allowed to roll once a year.

Roll 1 - Set sexuality according to the Bitlife tendencies, if you’ve already set your sexuality, roll again.

Roll 2 - Spend time with each family member, have a conversation with them or ask them for money, 1 option/ family member.

Roll 3 - Do something in the Mind & Body category or go to the Movie Theatre.

Roll 4 - Get into a new relationship. If you already have a partner roll again, if you get 1-3 you’re going to cheat, if you get 4-6, you break up first, if you’re too young for a relationship roll again. 

Roll 5 - Study harder in school & try to get your driving license if you haven’t yet.

Roll 6 - Go to the doctor one and try to cure any type of disease you have if you have one, if not, roll again.

When you turn 14 roll once for education.

Roll 1 - try to drop out of high school and find a job

Roll 2 - finish high school then get a job

Roll 3 - try to go to graduate school or a community college.

Roll 4 - go to University, if denied, roll again.

Roll 5 - get even higher education, if denied, roll again.

Roll 6 - do as you please

From ages 18 to 30 use 2 dice and roll twice per year. From ages 30 to 60 (if you’re still alive lol) you’re allowed to roll once a year. When you turn 60 roll once with one die to decide your will.

Roll 1-2 - Goes to charity

Roll 3 - Goes to the children/favorite child

Roll 4 - Goes to the partner

Roll 5-6 - Divide equally

From 60 to the moment you die, you’re allowed to roll every other year. One year you roll, one you don’t

Roll 2 - It’s time for crime, roll again with one die for a crime option. Roll 1 - Murder someone | Roll 2 - 5 - Pickpocket someone | Roll 6 - Steal a car if you have a driving license, if not, roll again. In addition, you will assault anyone who disagrees with you for the next 5 years.

Roll 3 - If you’re offered drugs, alcohol or weird food in the next 5 years, you have to accept it. If, for example, you rolled this option at 22, and you roll it again at 25, it’s 5 years starting from 25.

Roll 4 - Play with money and change your life. Use 1 die and roll again. If you roll 1, you go to the Casino | Roll 2 - you bet at the Horse Races | Roll 3 - You quit your job and get a new one | Roll 4 - You buy 1 lottery ticket | Roll 5 - You buy 10 lottery tickets | Roll 6 - Emigrate wherever.

Roll 5 - Divorce / break up with your partner and find a new one, you can use the dating app or the find a date option.

Roll 6 - Spicing things up? Try to find a hook-up or set up a threesome if you already have a partner.

Roll 7 - Try your hardest to get married and/or have a baby this year. Propose and plan the wedding, then try for a baby. If you’re already married then try for a baby. If you’re engaged then plan the wedding and get married. If there is no pregnancy/ If the relationship isn’t heterosexual, you’re allowed to use fertility treatment once, if that doesn’t work out, you try to adopt. If the adoption was not approved, roll again. If your partner declines any proposal (marriage/ to have a baby) you may either break up or roll again.

Roll 8 - Spend time once with each and every person that appears in the Relationships category, including nieces, nephews and grandchildren.

Roll 9 - Go clubbing, go to the movie theatre, or gym, or library, meditate. Do any of these and then you get an extra roll.

Roll 10 - Buy a new car, or a new house. You may also ask for a promotion. You may buy 1 lottery ticket if you want.

Roll 11 - You’re allowed to go to the doctor or have an intervention, if you’re addicted, you may also try to go to rehab if you choose to do so. Roll again with a die. Roll 1 - go to Witch Doctor | Roll 2 - Colon Hydrotherapy | Roll 3 - Homeopathic Doctor | Roll 4 - Chiropractor & Acupuncture (both) | Roll 5 - Medical doctor | Roll 6 - Plastic Surgery. If you roll 6 for Plastic Surgery, you have to roll again, and if you get another 6 you’re going to have to go through sex change surgery (if you can’t afford it roll again) If you roll any other number other than 6, you can choose the plastic surgery you have, except the sex change one.

Roll 12 - Go on vacation then buy 10 lottery tickets, if you have no money, roll again.

What happens if:

• You’re in debt - If your debt exceeds 100k, roll with one dice. If you roll 1-3 you will end your life, if you roll 4-6 you will struggle to survrive, sell your real estate, your cars, get a better job. 

• Me/ my partner got pregnant - Roll with a die, if you roll 1-3 you don’t keep the baby, if you roll 4-6 you get to keep the baby.

• My partner proposed - Roll with a die, if you roll 1-3 you deny the proposal, if you roll 4-6 you accept the proposal.

• My partner cheated, wants to break up, called me a nasty word - Your choice

• I was offered drugs, alcohol, weird food to eat - Check roll 2 and 3.

• I got into an argument - Check roll 2.

• Any other pop-up text - The choice is yours

What if I am in prison? You will roll once every year with one die.

Roll 1 - You end your life

Roll 2 - You start a riot

Roll 3-4 - You will try to appeal your sentence

Roll 5-6 - You have a try to escape from prison.

HAVE FUNNNN

prompt list

she told me not to, but i’m just gonna say it; @floofparker wrote these, and they’re absolutely flawless, every single one of them. i told her i wanted to write a prompt list but i didn’t know where to start, and her wonderful and talented self took time out of her evening and WROTE THESE FOR ME ????

i love you, thank you 💓

romantic:

1. “how could i not miss you? are you out of your mind?”

2. “i hate you.” “forty minutes ago, you didn’t appear to hate me when you were suggesting that i kiss you.”

3. “i have always been in love with you.”

4. “what’s not to love?”

5. “it really is not that hard. you could just sit there and i’ll fall in love with you”

6. “you know i’d do anything to make you stay.”

7. “come here and tell me.”

8. “jesus, i really want to kiss you right now.”

9. “do it again, please.”

10. “i was on the other side of the world and all i could think about is you.”

11. “we could be anywhere, i don’t care as long as i’m with you.”

12. “it’s raining, baby please come inside.”

13. “i care about you. it’s really that simple.”

platonic:

1. “you’ve come a long way and i’m proud of you.”

2. “if anything, you have me.”

3. “you are my best friend in the whole wide world, of course i remember”

4. “you can’t cook for the love of god. let me do it.”

5. “hey, i love you but i’m not jumping in the freezing cold pool for you.”

6. “i am not even gonna lie; boston is boring without you three losers.”

7. “fuck, you scared me!”

8. “it’s funny because that hair cut absolutely suits you.”

9. “oh my fuck. you’re so corny.”

10. “he cheated on me.” “you’re absolutely not going to believe this.” “what?” “i told you so.” “shut up.”

11. “do you want anything from the store?” “no.” “okay whatever you say ms. ‘why didnt you buy me anything.’”

angst:

1. “sometimes, i believe my life is simply made just for me to long for you.”

2. “i think you don’t truly understand what you want until it’s right in front of you, gazing into your eyes and quietly pleading for love.”

3. “not when i have loved you all my life.”

4. “what do you mean? i never stopped loving you, not even when i wanted to.”

5. “you’re a little too late.”

6. “you just don’t get it do you? i love you, damn it! what more do you want me to say?”

7. “listen, if you’re out here kissing random people, you might as well just kiss me.”

8. “i’m confusing? you’re the one that’s confusing!”

9. “you can’t just push me away!”

10. “i knew it wasn’t going to last.”

11. “i’ll do it right this time, i promise.”

12. “and it sucks because i want that with you and i know i can never have it.”

13. “that happened when you left, yeah.”

14. “you know he still thinks about you, right?” “that’s not enough.”

15. “and I love you and you deserve to know that. everyone deserves to know that someone loves them…you don’t even have to say anything.”

16. “just know when you left, nothing has been the same.”