Steve And Robin Having A Crush On The Same Girl

This whole scene I was thinking that this felt like a distressed newly wed gay couple fixing some some shit they got from IKEA.

“Damn, the AI in these things really are getting more and more advanced aren’t they.” A says looking B up and down.

#252: the meet cute

A is in the public library and notices a strange book that looks like it doesn’t belong in this section. A moves along to another genre, but it seems that this book is in every section… almost like it’s following A. How peculiar! When A finally picks it up to see what exactly it is, B appears out of thin air, and simply says, “I’ve been waiting fifty years for you.”

I love how they drew exactly what happened at the end of season two. Cuteeee 😝😝❤️❤️

No Place Like Home

Sometime after everything, Mobius ends up in Don’s place on the timeline and settles in. Loki is slowly but surely figuring out a way to leave the tree for longer periods of time. He wasn’t sure if Mobius would remember him, but loves him too much to stay away entirely even if he didn’t.

But Mobius does remember him, and his script flies out the window.

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I’m so utterly obsessed with these guys,,,, they just need to be silly dads in suburban cleveland,,,

for some reason I could not find any reference pictures for the kids? that’s why they’re a bit less fleshed out than loki and mobius. plus I don’t usually draw children, so 🤷‍♂️

I might have to make this a continuing au because my need for domestic fluff is already outweighing my need for sleep

He watched him die twice 😭😭💔

sexual tension prompts.

i deleted my old blog by mistake, so i’m revamping these!! if you want to reverse them, add a +, like so: [ PIN ] + and the roles will switch! these prompts are inspired by THIS MEME! they’re designed for all muses, regardless of whether they’ve interacted before or not!

[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver against a wall.

[ HANDS ] : our muses’ hands touch. (anything from grazing past or the hand holding content we all deserve.)

[ GAZE ] : sender watches receiver from across a crowded room.

[ GUIDE ] : in order to guide the receiver, sender presses a hand against the small of their back.

[ INVITE ] : sender asks receiver into a private room with nobody else present.

[ TOUCH ] : our muses touching one another discreetly but intimately in a public setting.

[ LICK ] : sender licks something from their thumb or lips in front of receiver.

[ SLEEVES ] : sender rolls up their sleeves to reveal their forearms.

[ SMIRK ] : while interacting with receiver, sender can’t resist a smirk.

[ NECKLACE ] : sender fastens a necklace around receiver’s neck, leaning in close to do so.

[ CLOSE ] : our muses are in a position which leads to the sender stepping intimately closer to the receiver.

[ UNBUTTON ] : due to heat or stress or other reasons, sender unbuttons the top of their shirt to reveal their neckline.

[ DANCE ] : our muses dance together in close quarters.

[ DEFEND ] : sender physically intervenes between receiver and a source of unwanted attention.

[ TEXT ] : sender texts intimate content to receiver.

[ PHONE ] : while on the phone with receiver, sender flirts teasingly during the call.

[ BEHIND ] : unexpectedly, sender arrives close to receiver from behind, taking them by surprise.

[ WET ] : our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet.

[ LEAN ] : sender leans tantalisingly close to receiver to retrieve something or catch their attention.

[ LOOK ] : sender initiates intense eye contact with receiver.

[ ALONE ] : our muses find one another alone in an isolated setting.

[ ASK ] : sender asks receiver if they’re single.

[ WHISPER ] : sender leans close to receiver’s ear in order to whisper something to them.

[ BRUSH ] : sender reaches forward to brush a strand of receiver’s hair from their eyes.

[ STEADY ] : sender steadies receiver by placing their hands on their waist when the receiver almost falls against them.

[ SMILE ] : sender begins to grin at something the receiver is saying, like a big unstoppable grin.

[ PULL ] : sender pulls receiver into their side as they’re walking together.

[ STRADDLE ] : while sparring, sender gains the upper hand and pins the receiver in place, straddling their waist in the process.

[ BLADE ] : sender, having been enemies with the receiver, places a knife to their throat, but does nothing else.

[ STARE ] : while the receiver is speaking, the sender’s gaze drifts to their lips.

[ UNDERCOVER ] : while pretending to be a couple for the sake of a mission or other purpose, sender and receiver find themselves giving a Remarkably Convincing performance that leaves them questioning how platonic they really are.

[ AFTER ] : sender has just impulsively and passionately kissed the receiver without any warning nor apparent reason. how does the receiver respond?

[ REMARK ] : after someone passes a remark on what a cute couple the seemingly platonic sender and receiver are, the sender casts a meaningful glance at the receiver, expecting them to say something about it first.

[ PHOTOGRAPH ] : as someone volunteers to take a picture of them on a day out, sender instinctively wraps an arm around the receiver to steady them, holding them close for a photo that turns out to be more romantic than they were expecting.

[ CHALLENGE ] : after the receiver teasingly suggests that the sender is a terrible kisser, sender immediately and fervently proves them wrong with a long, passionate kiss that leaves the receiver taking back what they said.

[ LANGUAGE ] : sender begins to speak seductively and fluently with the receiver in another language.

[ CONSTANT ] : after days/weeks/months/years of endless flirting back and forth, sender finally dares the receiver to go beyond flirting and break the tensions between them properly.

The Bitlife Challenge.

Roll the dice each year starting with 10 years old, you will need 2 dice.

Start: You are only allowed to press ‘start a new life’ and abide to the situation & the stats that you’re born with, no restarts until your character dies.

Until you’re 10, you can live however you want. From ages 10 to 18 use only 1 die, you’re allowed to roll once a year.

Roll 1 - Set sexuality according to the Bitlife tendencies, if you’ve already set your sexuality, roll again.

Roll 2 - Spend time with each family member, have a conversation with them or ask them for money, 1 option/ family member.

Roll 3 - Do something in the Mind & Body category or go to the Movie Theatre.

Roll 4 - Get into a new relationship. If you already have a partner roll again, if you get 1-3 you’re going to cheat, if you get 4-6, you break up first, if you’re too young for a relationship roll again. 

Roll 5 - Study harder in school & try to get your driving license if you haven’t yet.

Roll 6 - Go to the doctor one and try to cure any type of disease you have if you have one, if not, roll again.

When you turn 14 roll once for education.

Roll 1 - try to drop out of high school and find a job

Roll 2 - finish high school then get a job

Roll 3 - try to go to graduate school or a community college.

Roll 4 - go to University, if denied, roll again.

Roll 5 - get even higher education, if denied, roll again.

Roll 6 - do as you please

From ages 18 to 30 use 2 dice and roll twice per year. From ages 30 to 60 (if you’re still alive lol) you’re allowed to roll once a year. When you turn 60 roll once with one die to decide your will.

Roll 1-2 - Goes to charity

Roll 3 - Goes to the children/favorite child

Roll 4 - Goes to the partner

Roll 5-6 - Divide equally

From 60 to the moment you die, you’re allowed to roll every other year. One year you roll, one you don’t

Roll 2 - It’s time for crime, roll again with one die for a crime option. Roll 1 - Murder someone | Roll 2 - 5 - Pickpocket someone | Roll 6 - Steal a car if you have a driving license, if not, roll again. In addition, you will assault anyone who disagrees with you for the next 5 years.

Roll 3 - If you’re offered drugs, alcohol or weird food in the next 5 years, you have to accept it. If, for example, you rolled this option at 22, and you roll it again at 25, it’s 5 years starting from 25.

Roll 4 - Play with money and change your life. Use 1 die and roll again. If you roll 1, you go to the Casino | Roll 2 - you bet at the Horse Races | Roll 3 - You quit your job and get a new one | Roll 4 - You buy 1 lottery ticket | Roll 5 - You buy 10 lottery tickets | Roll 6 - Emigrate wherever.

Roll 5 - Divorce / break up with your partner and find a new one, you can use the dating app or the find a date option.

Roll 6 - Spicing things up? Try to find a hook-up or set up a threesome if you already have a partner.

Roll 7 - Try your hardest to get married and/or have a baby this year. Propose and plan the wedding, then try for a baby. If you’re already married then try for a baby. If you’re engaged then plan the wedding and get married. If there is no pregnancy/ If the relationship isn’t heterosexual, you’re allowed to use fertility treatment once, if that doesn’t work out, you try to adopt. If the adoption was not approved, roll again. If your partner declines any proposal (marriage/ to have a baby) you may either break up or roll again.

Roll 8 - Spend time once with each and every person that appears in the Relationships category, including nieces, nephews and grandchildren.

Roll 9 - Go clubbing, go to the movie theatre, or gym, or library, meditate. Do any of these and then you get an extra roll.

Roll 10 - Buy a new car, or a new house. You may also ask for a promotion. You may buy 1 lottery ticket if you want.

Roll 11 - You’re allowed to go to the doctor or have an intervention, if you’re addicted, you may also try to go to rehab if you choose to do so. Roll again with a die. Roll 1 - go to Witch Doctor | Roll 2 - Colon Hydrotherapy | Roll 3 - Homeopathic Doctor | Roll 4 - Chiropractor & Acupuncture (both) | Roll 5 - Medical doctor | Roll 6 - Plastic Surgery. If you roll 6 for Plastic Surgery, you have to roll again, and if you get another 6 you’re going to have to go through sex change surgery (if you can’t afford it roll again) If you roll any other number other than 6, you can choose the plastic surgery you have, except the sex change one.

Roll 12 - Go on vacation then buy 10 lottery tickets, if you have no money, roll again.

What happens if:

• You’re in debt - If your debt exceeds 100k, roll with one dice. If you roll 1-3 you will end your life, if you roll 4-6 you will struggle to survrive, sell your real estate, your cars, get a better job. 

• Me/ my partner got pregnant - Roll with a die, if you roll 1-3 you don’t keep the baby, if you roll 4-6 you get to keep the baby.

• My partner proposed - Roll with a die, if you roll 1-3 you deny the proposal, if you roll 4-6 you accept the proposal.

• My partner cheated, wants to break up, called me a nasty word - Your choice

• I was offered drugs, alcohol, weird food to eat - Check roll 2 and 3.

• I got into an argument - Check roll 2.

• Any other pop-up text - The choice is yours

What if I am in prison? You will roll once every year with one die.

Roll 1 - You end your life

Roll 2 - You start a riot

Roll 3-4 - You will try to appeal your sentence

Roll 5-6 - You have a try to escape from prison.

HAVE FUNNNN

Open AO3 and see all the shit we did with less than 15 minutes of their screen together.

Sleepy Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: 

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From The Sleepyhead:

"I'm so tired..."

"What time is it?"

"I could *yawn* watch another movie."

"No, no, let's do it anyway."

"I feel like I could nap for a thousand years."

"I envy genies, getting to sleep for thousands of yearsin a lamp."

"I'm not tired!"

"I can't *yawn* stop yawning--"

"I'm okay, promise."

"No need to worry! I'm just gonna close my eyes for a sec."

"I'm gonna rest my eyes."

"Being in the car is so soothing..."

From The Bystander:

"You look dead on your feet."

"Are you sure you're not tired?"

"I think it's time for someone to go to bed."

"Let me carry you."

"I'll take care of it, you just get some rest."

"When was the last time you slept?"

"Didn't sleep well last night?"

"I'll be right here. If you have a nightmare, I'll save you."

"You need to rest."

"Come on, let's go to bed."

"[Pet's name] is ready for bed, and so are you."

protective prompts.

basically my friends all separately made me angsty and then these came to mind so. here we go. have some protective prompts! ( EDIT TO CLARIFY: the prompts listed under "to the threat" are for like. an NPC threat. so if, for example, john sends "back off!" to mary, he isn't saying it to mary, he's saying it to whoever is threatening to harm mary. or whatever u want tbh that's just how i saw it as i wrote them but u do u!!! )

to the threat

" i swear to god, if you lay a hand on him/her/them, you'll be sorry! "

" don't you touch him/her/them! "

" get away from him/her/them! "

" touch one hair on their head and it'll be the last time you have hands. "

" you're gonna regret ever touching him/her/them, i swear to god! "

" no! stop! don't you dare go near him/her/them! "

" what did you say? hey! what the hell did you say to them?! "

" where are you taking them?! "

" hands off. "

" back off! "

" i'm the one you want, why are you taking them?! get off of them! take me! take me, asshole! "

" what the hell did you do to them?! "

" no! take me instead! please, they've done nothing wrong! "

to the protected.

" who did this to you? "

" did they do this to you? "

" don't worry. just sit here, where it's safe. this won't take long. "

" don't panic. it's not my blood. "

" i warned them what would happen if they hurt you. i keep my promises. "

" did they hurt you? "

" hey... here, take my jacket. and wait here, okay? i'll be right back. "

" look at me, hey... it's okay. you're safe now. "

" i told you i'd keep you safe, didn't i? "

" i... i swore to protect you... and now look at you. "

" it's gonna be okay. i promise. "

" i said i'd find you, right? "

" it's okay. they won't hurt you. they won't hurt anyone, actually, ever again. "

" what did they say to you? i swear to god, i'll kill them... "

" hey. don't worry about me, okay? i can mind myself. i just want you to be safe. "

" we're getting out of here. together. now. "

" they hurt you... oh, that does it. they did this to themselves. i told them. i told them what i'd do if they did anything to you... "

" i'm getting you out of here. i swear it. "

to the protector.

" i'm not a damsel/dude in distress. i don't need you fussing over me. "

" no! don't fight back! i'm fine, i'll be fine, just stay safe! "

" i... i don't care what happens to me. i didn't care what happened at all. but then you started yelling, and now... now i realize that i care quite a lot about what might happen to you. "

" don't! don't get yourself killed over this. not for me... "

" shh, shh, it's okay... it's okay, i'm fine, i'm alright. i promise. "

" they didn't hurt me. but... look what they did to you... "

" dumbass, if you keep yelling at them, they'll kill you quicker than you can blink. "

" i can't leave if you're dead! don't you get that?! i'll revisit this place every time i close my eyes! "

" why do you care so much about me? "

" you... you killed them all. because of what they did to me? "

" you came back for me... "

" my god, i've never been so happy to see you in my life! "

" i love you. i... i know this isn't the best time or place but... i do. i love you. "

" in case we don't make it to sunrise... i love you. "

" no! don't struggle! don't! don't give them a reason to hurt you! i'm okay! please! "

" help me! "

HELLO?? This is so good.

Please Sit On My Face Baby

Summary: What the title says

Content: NSFW

Requested? No

Locals DNI

A/N: I hope this don't flop cause yall don't understand how I was kicking my feet and giggling writing this.

What was meant to be a quick peck turned into a full out make out session and now you are on Matt’s lap as you guys exchange sloppy kisses. 

Matt pulls away from the heated kiss with swollen lips and droopy eyes. “I need you to sit on my face.”

“What?!” You’re startled by his request, to which Matt simply smirks moving to kiss your cheek then whispers in your ear  “Please sit on my face baby.” 

You're quick to deny his request and start to shake your head. There’s no way you can sit on his face you’re not the skinniest girl out there and what if you suffocated him or broke his beautiful face. You couldn’t bear the embarrassment, this was something you’ve never done before. 

Matt could see the internal turmoil you were having and he gripped your hips grinding you against his groin. “Feel how hard the thought of eating you out makes me feel, come on princess you’ll feel good, I’ll feel good. It’s a win win.” 

“What if I like suffocate you and you die or something. How would I explain that to a judge?”. 

“If I die buried under your pussy that would be a dream come true. I think the judge would be jealous. “ He says cheekily. 

“Shut up” you giggle trying to keep a straight face as this was something you were really unsure about. 

“We don’t have to do this baby, it’s completely up to you.” He says now seriously. Matt would never want to push you to do something you were uncomfortable doing. 

“No, I wanna do it,” You had already made up your mind. 

“Okay good.” Matt grins. “Any day now because i’m fucking dying to taste you.” 

You shimmy out of your underwear, placing your hands on his shoulders and moving yourself up his chest as he lays down. Until you’re just about hovering your face. You grip onto the headboard with jittering nerves of anticipation and nervousness. 

Matt stays silent and patient while you slightly lower down on your haunches until you can feel his warm breath against your core. Just as you are about to reach his mouth you jerk up from surprise. 

“What?” He asks 

“Nothing, just your beard tickled me.” 

“Cmon baby, you’re killing me I feel starved staring at your pretty pussy.” 

You feel your knees go weak from his words alone and that must’ve given you courage to finally lower down to his mouth. 

Matt wastes no time and immediately presses his lips to your folds swiping his tongue up against your opening a couple times before pulling your clit into his mouth and sucking hard. 

“Oh fuck.” you gasp throwing your head back in pleasure, squeezing Matt in between your thighs any thought of suffocating the man underneath you long gone as you get lost in waves of pleasure. 

The possibility of actually suffocating didn’t seem to deter Matt if anything he delved into your pussy licking and sucking with his all and grabbing your thick thighs which were sure to leave bruises, pushing himself into you more. The man was in heaven that’s for sure. 

You drop your head in ultimate pleasure as you can feel your orgasm climbing higher and higher, you flicker your eyes open to find yourself locking gazes with Matt. His blue eyes were droopy and glazed in ecstasy almost as if he was struggling to keep his eyes from rolling back. Somehow Matt was enjoying this more than you as he continued suckling on your clit. 

You could barely keep eye contact as you felt your orgasm hit you instantly and you threw your head back, bucking your hips against his face trying to ride out the orgasm. You feel overstimulated as Matt grips onto your thighs and you feel his scruff rub against your inner thighs deliciously.  

It takes so much strength to pick yourself up after the sensations ended and you flop down on the bed next to Matt. You guys are both out of breath and panting. 

Matt breaks the silence by pushing himself to lean up over you and grabs your neck . “Taste yourself baby.” Is all he says before he tips your head back as your mouth falls open and a string of spit connects you guys before it hits your mouth and you instantly swallow. 

“You’re so fucking beautiful.” Matt groans before he smashes his lips against yours and the whole night is spent tangled in the sheets.