Eddie: *trying To Flirt With Steve In The Upside Down* Hey, Uh, Harrington, You Wanna Get Out Of Here?

The Bitlife Challenge.

Roll the dice each year starting with 10 years old, you will need 2 dice.

Start: You are only allowed to press ‘start a new life’ and abide to the situation & the stats that you’re born with, no restarts until your character dies.

Until you’re 10, you can live however you want. From ages 10 to 18 use only 1 die, you’re allowed to roll once a year.

Roll 1 - Set sexuality according to the Bitlife tendencies, if you’ve already set your sexuality, roll again.

Roll 2 - Spend time with each family member, have a conversation with them or ask them for money, 1 option/ family member.

Roll 3 - Do something in the Mind & Body category or go to the Movie Theatre.

Roll 4 - Get into a new relationship. If you already have a partner roll again, if you get 1-3 you’re going to cheat, if you get 4-6, you break up first, if you’re too young for a relationship roll again. 

Roll 5 - Study harder in school & try to get your driving license if you haven’t yet.

Roll 6 - Go to the doctor one and try to cure any type of disease you have if you have one, if not, roll again.

When you turn 14 roll once for education.

Roll 1 - try to drop out of high school and find a job

Roll 2 - finish high school then get a job

Roll 3 - try to go to graduate school or a community college.

Roll 4 - go to University, if denied, roll again.

Roll 5 - get even higher education, if denied, roll again.

Roll 6 - do as you please

From ages 18 to 30 use 2 dice and roll twice per year. From ages 30 to 60 (if you’re still alive lol) you’re allowed to roll once a year. When you turn 60 roll once with one die to decide your will.

Roll 1-2 - Goes to charity

Roll 3 - Goes to the children/favorite child

Roll 4 - Goes to the partner

Roll 5-6 - Divide equally

From 60 to the moment you die, you’re allowed to roll every other year. One year you roll, one you don’t

Roll 2 - It’s time for crime, roll again with one die for a crime option. Roll 1 - Murder someone | Roll 2 - 5 - Pickpocket someone | Roll 6 - Steal a car if you have a driving license, if not, roll again. In addition, you will assault anyone who disagrees with you for the next 5 years.

Roll 3 - If you’re offered drugs, alcohol or weird food in the next 5 years, you have to accept it. If, for example, you rolled this option at 22, and you roll it again at 25, it’s 5 years starting from 25.

Roll 4 - Play with money and change your life. Use 1 die and roll again. If you roll 1, you go to the Casino | Roll 2 - you bet at the Horse Races | Roll 3 - You quit your job and get a new one | Roll 4 - You buy 1 lottery ticket | Roll 5 - You buy 10 lottery tickets | Roll 6 - Emigrate wherever.

Roll 5 - Divorce / break up with your partner and find a new one, you can use the dating app or the find a date option.

Roll 6 - Spicing things up? Try to find a hook-up or set up a threesome if you already have a partner.

Roll 7 - Try your hardest to get married and/or have a baby this year. Propose and plan the wedding, then try for a baby. If you’re already married then try for a baby. If you’re engaged then plan the wedding and get married. If there is no pregnancy/ If the relationship isn’t heterosexual, you’re allowed to use fertility treatment once, if that doesn’t work out, you try to adopt. If the adoption was not approved, roll again. If your partner declines any proposal (marriage/ to have a baby) you may either break up or roll again.

Roll 8 - Spend time once with each and every person that appears in the Relationships category, including nieces, nephews and grandchildren.

Roll 9 - Go clubbing, go to the movie theatre, or gym, or library, meditate. Do any of these and then you get an extra roll.

Roll 10 - Buy a new car, or a new house. You may also ask for a promotion. You may buy 1 lottery ticket if you want.

Roll 11 - You’re allowed to go to the doctor or have an intervention, if you’re addicted, you may also try to go to rehab if you choose to do so. Roll again with a die. Roll 1 - go to Witch Doctor | Roll 2 - Colon Hydrotherapy | Roll 3 - Homeopathic Doctor | Roll 4 - Chiropractor & Acupuncture (both) | Roll 5 - Medical doctor | Roll 6 - Plastic Surgery. If you roll 6 for Plastic Surgery, you have to roll again, and if you get another 6 you’re going to have to go through sex change surgery (if you can’t afford it roll again) If you roll any other number other than 6, you can choose the plastic surgery you have, except the sex change one.

Roll 12 - Go on vacation then buy 10 lottery tickets, if you have no money, roll again.

What happens if:

• You’re in debt - If your debt exceeds 100k, roll with one dice. If you roll 1-3 you will end your life, if you roll 4-6 you will struggle to survrive, sell your real estate, your cars, get a better job. 

• Me/ my partner got pregnant - Roll with a die, if you roll 1-3 you don’t keep the baby, if you roll 4-6 you get to keep the baby.

• My partner proposed - Roll with a die, if you roll 1-3 you deny the proposal, if you roll 4-6 you accept the proposal.

• My partner cheated, wants to break up, called me a nasty word - Your choice

• I was offered drugs, alcohol, weird food to eat - Check roll 2 and 3.

• I got into an argument - Check roll 2.

• Any other pop-up text - The choice is yours

What if I am in prison? You will roll once every year with one die.

Roll 1 - You end your life

Roll 2 - You start a riot

Roll 3-4 - You will try to appeal your sentence

Roll 5-6 - You have a try to escape from prison.

HAVE FUNNNN

&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  smut  /  nsfw  implied  dialogue  prompts  with  not  so  explicit  language.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ how badly do you want me? ❜

❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜

❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜

❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜

❛ i’m not jealous. ❜

❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜

❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜ 

❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜

❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜

❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜

❛ take off your clothes. ❜

❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜

❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜

❛ is this okay? ❜

❛ you know you love me. ❜

❛ i want you to feel good. ❜

❛ i want this. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you’re such a tease. ❜

❛ want me to model these for you? ❜

❛ we have to make this quick. ❜

❛ what are you looking at? ❜

❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜

❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜

❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜

❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜

❛ this is a one time thing. ❜

❛ you know where to find me. ❜

❛ did i say you could stop? ❜

❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜

❛ i want to see you. ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜

❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜

❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜

❛ you’re really good at that. ❜

❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜

❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜

❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜

❛ tell me what you want. ❜

❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜

❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜

❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜

touch-starved prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱

— “can… can i have a hug? please?”

— “oh, sweetheart- come here.”

— “how long has it been since someone hugged you?”

— “just hold me.”

— “is this okay?”

— “we don’t have to talk, if you don’t want to. we can just sit here together until you feel up to anything else.”

— “can i hug you? you look like you could do with it.”

— “are you blushing?! that’s adorable.”

— “it’s okay, baby, just let it all out. i’ve got you, i promise.”

— “you fell asleep in my arms. it was kind of adorable.”

— “please, never apologise for wanting to be loved.”

— “you don’t need to earn my affection, not now and not ever.”

— “i’m never more at peace than i am in your arms.”

— “not that i think cuddling will fix everything, but i’m pretty sure it can’t make things worse.”

— “i never knew i could feel this loved.”

tender | chris sturniolo x fem!reader

request: “"i love you.” “what?” “i love you and it terrifies me.” with chris s? tyyy!!“ from anonymous

description: after having a conversation with y/n, chris reveals his feelings.

trigger warnings: mentions of anxiety, subtle angst, mostly fluff, foul language, etc.

word count: <1k

"Did you seriously have to say that in front of all those people?” You laughed as you and Chris both slipped through the exit doorway of a convenience store. The air was brisk and caused the skin on your face to tighten. As you released breaths, it appeared like smoke in the cool atmosphere.

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hi! could you maybe do cuddling with the triplets for the first time?

Summary - after hating touch your whole life, you realize it’s not bad. With the right person :)

Warnings - mentions of SA, I think that’s it? (Not proofread)

Although both coming from good family’s, y/n and the triplets grew up very differently. The triplets grew up with siblings and parents that they could rely on when they needed to be held, or touched. Y/n on the other hand grew up with a single mother who was a very good parent but hated touch. Her mother was SA’d with the result of her birth, so throughout childhood, the lack of touch taught y/n that she didn’t need nor want it.

Y/n and Chris had been dating for 6 months and only shared quick kisses and short hugs. Although Chris wanted more physical touch with his girlfriend, he knew she wasn’t totally comfortable with it and respected that.

Y/n was laying opposite of Chris on his bed, mindlessly scrolling through instagram. She glanced over at Chris, admiring his sharp features and messy brown hair. She yearned for something, but she couldn’t quite pinpoint what she wanted.

She felt something, something that surprised even herself. She wanted to be close with Chris. She wanted to feel his body close to her, she wanted to feel his touch.

Looking up at Chris once more, y/n scooted her body, inching towards her loving boyfriend. Chris looked up surprised at how close she was getting to him. Typically, she would sit as far as possible ignoring Chris’s subtle signs of wanting to be close but no, not tonight.

Once getting close enough, y/n nervously asks “can we cuddle?” Completely taking Chris by surprise.

Chris smiled, happy that his girlfriend finally felt comfortable enough to want him close. “You never have to ask to cuddle with me ya goof” he says, his smile not faltering.

Chris gently wrapped his arms around y/n, pulling her back to his chest so they were in the spooning position. His warm hands rested on her stomach, sending millions of little butterflies through it. Y/n felt so safe, so comfortable that she quickly fell asleep in his arms.

Burying his face in her hair, Chris peacefully fell asleep holding the love of his life in his arms.

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I wasn’t sure how to make a scenario where y/n was cuddling with all 3 of them so I made it about Chris. I hope that’s ok with you! This was very fun to write please send more requests! <3

XOXO ~ Zoe

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Sixteen Sinful Sentences

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i received a lovely request an unspecified but long amount of time ago, asking for memes surrounding the theme of crying! i hope that, should the delightful nonnie find this list, they meet their expectations! as always, sender is the sender of the meme, receiver is the one receiving the meme! bon appetit!

LAST UPDATED: 07/09/22 (September 7th)

dialogue prompts.

" you know, they say that crying has all these health benefits. "

" oh, sweetie/buddy... what happened? did someone say something to you? "

" are... are these good tears? or bad tears? "

" chopping onions, huh? yeah... i've heard that matchsticks can make you cry a little less, you know. "

" you never need to apologize to me. ever. and certainly not for crying... "

" there you are! i was... hey... what's the matter? have you been crying? "

" you've got a little mascara stain... you wanna talk about it? "

" oh, love... i wish i knew what was hurting you so badly. i wish i could take away all that pain from you... "

" you don't have to be so... stoic, all the time. crying isn't a sign of weakness, you know. "

" you heartless ass! you won't even shed a tear now?! "

" tears? seriously? how pathetic... "

" you can't just keep it all bottled up, you know? you gotta let it all out of you, otherwise you'll just explode. "

" it's okay... you go on ahead and cry. i've got you... "

" hey, uh... come on now, huh? don't cry. it'll be okay. "

" why are you crying? "

" it's okay. i've been meaning to wash this sweater, anyway, so go ahead. maybe you might squeeze out a couple tears of laundry detergent, while you're at it? "

" i told you. this could only ever end up in tears. "

" sorry. i... i never know what to do when people start crying. "

" you look like you could use a hug and a box of kleenex... "

" you don't have to be so strong all the time. i can be strong for the both of us, if you'd let me... "

" you know, i don't think i've ever seen you cry... "

" some people just don't cry that much. it's not a big deal. "

" oh, love/buddy/kiddo, it's okay... it's okay, you go ahead and cry. let it all out... i'm gonna be right here when you've finished. "

" i... i don't know why i'm crying... "

" no, no, i'm okay!! i'm better than okay! these are happy tears! "

" i'm just... having the worst day. ever. "

" i'm just so tired of pretending everything's fine! "

" god, i'm sorry... i'm sure you didn't mean a shoulder to literally cry on, right? "

" i'm sorry... i'm getting your sweater all wet. "

" of course i'm crying! i thought i'd lost you! "

" you... you won't tell anyone, will you? about me crying? "

" i, um... i didn't know where else to go... "

" thank you for listening to me. and for the tissues. and the tea... "

" god, this is so embarrassing! i hardly ever cry... "

action prompts.

[ ANGER ] - sender begins to cry out of sheer frustration and anger.

[ JOY ] - sender begins to cry out of feelings of joy and happiness.

[ BREAK ] - having bottled up their emotions for a long time, sender finally breaks down into tears.

[ GRIEF ] - sender, having recently lost a loved one, begins to cry for their loss.

[ SORROW ] - sender begins to cry out of sadness.

[ DESPAIR ] - sender begins to cry out of despair.

[ CALL ] - sender calls the receiver (in tears) to ask them to collect the sender from a location.

[ TEA ] - after receiver has begun to calm down after crying, sender brings them a cup of tea.

[ TISSUE ] - sender offers a crying receiver a tissue to wipe their tears.

[ BRUSH ] - sender, having found the receiver in tears, gently cups their face and brushes their tears away with their thumbs.

[ SPOON ] - as the receiver cries in their bed, sender climbs into the bed beside them, becoming a big spoon to the receiver's little spoon in the process.

[ HOLD ] - as the receiver begins to cry, sender wraps their arms around them, and just holds them as they cry.

[ RUB ] - sender rubs receiver's back soothingly as they cry.

[ ROCK ] - sender holds the crying receiver, and gently rocks them from side to side in a calming motion as they weep.

[ COLLAPSE ] - sender, having received sudden and terrible news, falls to their knees and collapses to the ground as they cry.

[ CRADLE ] - holding the receiver protectively in their arms, sender cradles the receiver as they cry.

[ HUM ] - sender hums a song gently as the receiver begins to calm down after crying.

[ DRAPE ] - as the receiver begins to drift off to sleep after crying, sender gently drapes a blanket over them.

[ STAY ] - as the receiver begins to fall asleep after crying, the sender stays by their bedside, promising to be there when they wake up.

[ HAND ] - sender, witnessing the receiver about to cry, or already crying, extends a hand to them for them to hold onto.

[ BURY ] - sender guides the crying receiver into a protective embrace, cupping the back of their head and guiding it towards their chest to give them some privacy to cry in peace.

gestures that gets me on my knees.

(feel free to use<3 the kisses ones are.. im- i-... yall better tag when u write these or else check under ur bed before sleep! :) )

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them

heavily breathing after a kiss (damn ittitit)

gulping when they get a little too close

and not knowing how to talk or exist after they finish kissing you like they've been needing that kiss for a lifetime!!!

loosing your mind when they tilt your chin to look you in the eye

pulling them by their belt to kiss them>>

lazy kisses in the morning, that starts with a grunt as they pull you closer to them as you try to get up and lazily placing kisses all over face and ends with a hoarse whisper from them asking you to stay. fucjfuck

their mouth at your ear, whispering!!!

"give me a chance. to prove what i can make you feel." (ohmykgodks)

when they kiss you, hard, gripping, shaking breaths, fists in each other's clothes, against a wall, but they stop. and smirk, "you want that, love? i want cuddles though." and their grin is too wide, stupid and cocky and beautiful.

you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling, "just lose control, love."

that glance at your body with their eyes subtly widening, almost gulping as they take in your attire. fuck.

the lips are hot, soft, settling, nibbling and gasping, pulling onto each other for more and when you stop, they have their eyes closed, heavily exhaling, hair ruffled, and they look like the prettiest mess ever.

holding your hands above your head as they kiss you

All I'm saying is that some fics deserve to be movies. Like I need the edits, the controversy, the fanart, the obsession which will follow me like a shadow until I die, the fanfiction of the movie which was based on fanfiction in the first place-

✮ burnt pancakes — jj maybank

summary: jj being pussy whipped for his girl

warnings: allusions to sex, inappropriate jj (cmon tho)

word count: 0.5k

inspired by this tiktok

you had woken up early from jj’s snoring, having to wiggle out of his grasp in order to get away.

you decided to make pancakes for the pogues, grabbing all the ingredients john b had, which was a surprise, and cooking up a batch.

the door behind you creaked, causing you to whip your head around to see sarah and jb, the two groggily saying good morning before sitting at the counter.

“is mom making pancakes?” john b asked, causing you to snicker as sarah hit his arm.

“what he meant to say was thank you,” she mumbled, ending the sentence with a yawn as john b tsked.

the three of you made light conversation as they watched you cook, pope joining a few minutes later announcing that kie would be swinging by.

you were all talking about who knows what when jj came stalking out, his eye’s immediately falling on your figure.

you were wearing one of his T-shirts that practically drowned your body in fabric, with a pair of his boxers.

smirking to himself at the thought of last nights activities, he made his way over to where you stood.

“oh! morning babe,” you chirped when his arm snaked around your waist, the boy leaning over to peck your lips before leaning against the counter to watch.

“speak of the devil,” john b mumbled, sending jj a teasing smile as the blonde flipped him off.

“how’d you two lovebirds sleep?” sarah asked, catching you off guard as you flipped three pancakes over.

“uh—good?” you answered but it sounded more of a question. you heard the couple snicker along with pope who sat on the couch, causing you to look at jj.

jj gave you a shrug in response, confused as well.

“do any…cardio?”

cardio? what does that mean-

your face dropped as you realized what she was referring to, your face heating up as you dropped it in embarrassment.

“ohhh,” jj sighed, coming back over to you as he hugged you from behind, squeezing your waist momentarily before saying—“you guys heard?”

“jj!”

“what?! im just asking the lady!”

sarah burst out laughing as john b pretended to throw up in disgust, your face turning many shades of red as you hid it in your hands.

“jj is pussy whipped,” john b said, a teasing tone laced in his words as you groaned in annoyance.

“hell yeah i am,” he responded, abruptly bending you over the counter before taking hold of your waist and pretending to thrust into you.

“jj!” you gasped, hitting him in the chest before pointing your finger at him.

“gross guys!” pope called from where he sat.

“guys?! i didn’t do anything!” you tried defending.

“y/n-”

“no jj, you lost the privilege to talk,” you scolded, watching john b and sarah’s eyes widen as you furrowed your brows.

“y/n the pancakes are burning.”

before you could respond, the fire alarm went off and you turned around to face a heap ton of smoke.

“shit!”