How Does One Get A Membership To This Gym?

Honestly, I'm kind of hoping I have a brain tumor so I'll know this weird shit isn't me just me being insane.

Don't be a racist

How I want to deal with most people.

UHF . ‘89 . IMDb

Still not sure what to do with these Amazon gift cards I got for my birthday. Nice gloves for the winter, or Miyazaki movies? Hardest decision ever.

What are you doing to catch it?

For all us people of action out there.

I would like to point out if Putin is ecstatic to work with you as President of the US, it's not a compliment. It means you're so retarded he could take over your country because it looks like a good deal to you.

Don't know what I'm supposed to feel on these meds... Is depression medication supposed to make you feel happy? That's not the case right now, for sure. Maybe just slightly less miserable? And a little less clouded over? Maybe there's no medication to fix what I am.

This sounds like a good song for a funeral.