Brutal Easter Goodies. -z

Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z

Brutal Easter goodies. -z

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8 years ago

Whoever wrote this has no idea how right they are.

Valuable Lesson Perhaps…

Valuable lesson perhaps…

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9 years ago

New Year's resolutions for attempting to get back into the dating thing after three years: 1. Get better judgement. ----NOPE---- 2. Stop hating everyone who lives in this part of the country. ----NOPE---- 3. Figure out how to interact with women again. ----NOPE---- Like Casey swinging for the fences here. Addendum: 4. Stop being ugly. ----NOPE---- Well, this year isn't working already.


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8 years ago

We always have the news on at work, and the Christy Mack case seems to have gotten some attention. Girls, help me out on this one because I must be insane if no one agrees with me. Whoever that meathead jack wagon of a boyfriend was that nearly murdered her got himself a lawyer who's using her rape fantasy/kink as a way of basically saying she deserved being nearly murdered. That's bullshit, right? I'm not crazy for saying if a judge even considers that as a valid defense, he needs to get nearly shot to death if he ever wonders what it's like to be shot or be injected with AIDS if he ever wonders what it's like to have a nearly incurable disease, am I? Because having a rape fantasy or kink or whatever and nearly being beaten to death is as much an extreme leap as those in my last question. It doesn't fucking matter she was a porn star. It doesn't fucking matter if she still is a porn star. Last I checked, attempted murder and assault are still crimes. Or, have I totally lost my mind...? I know how lawyers play. I get their games. But, even for a lawyer, that's fucking low.


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9 years ago

Of all the ads and sites for hooking up, has there ever been a guy offering to do oral on a woman? Doesn't have to be full sex, just the girl getting eaten out until she's tired. It wouldn't be s&m. Do male escorts do that kind of thing? You always hear about blowjob offers, but never the other way around. Wonder if that's a worthwhile idea...


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9 years ago

Uhg... Why am I awake?

7 years ago

Someone asked me if I believed in God. I asked them what kind of god would inflict me on their world.


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8 years ago

As the world had made an enemy of him, he knew he must become an enemy of the world.


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