Was Relistening To TMA While Drawing And Suddenly Heard The MOST Banger Line Of All Time From Micheal

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we could have had this...

BUT MARVEL KILLED PETER PARKER FROM EVERYONE'S MEMORY-

I DIDN'T FIND ENOUGH FANFICS ABOUT THEM!

Peter being such a fan of heroes that he's like, AntMan's ONLY LOYAL FAN, and Scott is so thrilled to finally have a fan that he and Peter have become bffs, now Tony and the Avengers have to watch Peter and Scott having fun while they can't even leave the house properly without being stopped by paparazzi

Avengers have probably already disguised themselves (read as: black cap and gray coat) to see how Scott and Peter get along, and now they're jealous because Scott is the only one Peter calls by his first name and hangs out with

Scott, for the first time in his life, is feeling special, and Peter is simply thrilled to be able to talk to a hero without freezing or stuttering, Scott has a daughter so he knows a little about kids, the others are starting to think this is cheating

Cheating at what? in the game of "gaining Peter's trust", (Steve is in last by the way 😐)

“Ahah…” Parasite tried to put on a smile in response (though it failed miserably, it was all teeth and no eyes). A spider, great, they wouldn’t be able to take this one as their hosts in that case after all, they didn’t want another Peter incident on their hands,

“I… Yes, I guess you could say that it’s not me-“ Parasite quickly cleared their throat, trying to hide their hosts call for help why was this person being so difficult if it wasn’t for them they could’ve just moved on and found a new host already

“I mean… Sorry about that. It’s… Do you-“ Parasite paused again, trying to think of the least suspicious way to phrase their question. “-Happen to know any hang-out spots? Preferably areas that have some people, but are isolated from busy crowds and whatnot?”

“Hey, you! Spider…”

Parasite Alice paused, trying to regain control of their host’s body again why did they keep on fighting Parasites control why did they pick a host that was so difficult we need a new host soon FIND ONE

“What do you… What’s your opinion on symbiotes? What do you know about them?”

Parasite-Alice leaned up against a fire escape, her expression blank and emotionless.

Gwen froze and pulled her mask back down, spinning on her toes to face the newcomer. She hadn't even realized someone was there. She had to get a grip.

She tried not to seem too out of breath or panicky, but they'd likely be well aware if they'd been there for any time at all. They hadn't mentioned it yet, however.

It took a moment to process their question. She had to get a grip first. There wasn't a clear threat.

"...In theory? They're very interesting," That was flat. Not enough. This was a biology question, she liked biology. "I mean, I don't know a lot. But parasites are always interesting to learn about." She didn't know why this was one of the topics she always hedged on. Realistically, she knew her feelings. But this was one of the things where she had to test the dirt, to find her footing, before she could state her opinion. Especially because she still didn't know this person.

"I don't have anything against them. Certainly not the hosts, they are actively hurt in the exchange," She wrung her hands together. Paused. "I think my interest lands in what is best for the host and what they prefer." That shouldn't have been too far. No matter the harm inflicted on others, the host was a person in the exchange. And yet she found her grimacing as if she'd stated the most controversial opinion in the world. It was stupid.

"Uh, may I ask who you are? And what your opinion is?"

@spiritarachnid

HI, WHEN YOU DIE IN APPROXIMATELY 7 YEARS WHAT FLOWERS WOULD YOU LIKE FOR YOUR GRAVE?

@spidey-official @reallyreallyspiderman @pavbhaji-prabhakar @brooklynsspiderman @brooklynsspiderwoman @definitelynot-peterp4rker tag all the spider-men and women of the multiverse

OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

“Yeah, I’ll eat food other than people.”

Parasite looked around the room, analyzing every little nook and cranny and taking in the information.

“Interesting. It feels lived in. It’s… Nice, actually.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

*sighs dramatically as I pull out a gun* I’d typically eat this dude, but if this guy’s hygiene is anywhere similar to his opinions, then I’d probably get E-coli by touching him

Oh my fucking god.

I… Am queer, yes. But do not understand the cousin part. I do not have any family, either I was lab made or taken from Klyntar my original parents/home before I could meet them. Either way, I doubt I am your cousin.

I also haven’t drank coffee before (being a creature that doesn’t need normal food), should I? It seems like something humans normal people do, maybe it would help me fit in better…

Rumor has it...

Parasite is the gay cousin

(They also may have almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once)

@parasite-the-symbiote

[IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO @bluejayandvice ]

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

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