We Keep Quiet To Preserve The Illusion Of The Noble Court.

Children know nothing

Which we all know, but the extent always amazes me. The other day on the bus a kid asked his dad? "What is that?" IT WAS THE BUTTON, the literal stop button, and he had no idea what it was. How can you not know that? How can anyone not know that?

I hear my neighboor getting home with her 1yo and she tells her "Where are we? We're home!". Unbeliebable. That kid didn't know where her home was. Hell, she probably didn't even know what a home was or that she had one.

And it gets worse, at some point in my life, back in those ancient times before facebook, I didn't know that stuff. I didn't know what a bus or a home or a mum or a me was. I probably didn't even know what being something was. I can't even begin to comprehend the extent of things I didn't know.

Candy diver cookie is stuck on a box! Will you help them bê free of this box?

"●※●※!!"

My current hobby is imagining myself acting in socially inapropiate ways, imagining people reacting accordingly, and then getting sad because they're being mean to me in my imagination.

Made a dozen muffins and ate 5 now I feel bad

Guys my mom has a 60 years old asexual friend. But they didn't know the word asexual so the just called her AMOEBA I'm dying

Alone is too lonely.

Company is too nerve-wracking and hard to get.

I don't think there's anything else.

Happy 16th Anniversary The Simpsons Movie!

Parents are always complaining about their children grow up too fast, as a critique. As if you were doing it to annoy them.

But they're also doing it. They grow old too fast.

Ah.

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