My Current Hobby Is Imagining Myself Acting In Socially Inapropiate Ways, Imagining People Reacting Accordingly,

Candy diver cookie is stuck on a box! Will you help them bê free of this box?

"●※●※!!"

Happy 16th Anniversary The Simpsons Movie!

worms

Obsession🖤

trapped in the catacombs again 🙄

Parents are always complaining about their children grow up too fast, as a critique. As if you were doing it to annoy them.

But they're also doing it. They grow old too fast.

Someone called me out on my obsession with pancake cookie and told me, 100% seriously: "it's called an hyperfix, it's common in neurodivergent people", and the unspoken "like you" at the end was both the insult and the punchline.

And I'm like no, you idiot, I'm just obsessing over a cute child videogame character because I like the game and because I want a baby. But sure, sure, your 5 years at Twitter university have given you all the knowledge on human psychology that a human can possibly attain.

Made a dozen muffins and ate 5 now I feel bad

Guys my mom has a 60 years old asexual friend. But they didn't know the word asexual so the just called her AMOEBA I'm dying