Dr. Schneeplestein, 11 Months Out Of The Year: My Life Is A Trainwreck.

Quick doodle

*BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR*

WING DING DONG

Daddy is home

GIFT TAG MASTERPOST!!!!! featuring part 4, which will be the last of them!!

Papyrus: Sans, can I share something with you from earlier today?

Sans: What is it, Pap?

Papyrus: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Because I have to go out of town for one weekend.

Sans: Yeah.

Papyrus: So I said "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next?"

Sans: Yeah?

Papyrus: Your response.

Papyrus: At 9:30 in the morning.

Papyrus: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit".

Papyrus: No punctuation.

Papyrus: Random capitalization.

Sans: *laughing hysterically*

Papyrus: So I respond "I have no idea what we're talking about right now".

Papyrus: 45 minutes pass, I get a text from you.

Papyrus: "God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"

Sans: *now crying from laughing so hard*

Papyrus: I respond "Sans, you're scaring me". An hour passes.

Papyrus: You respond " motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg"

Papyrus: "i'm very tired"

Papyrus: I just said "No problem, I'll tell your dumb jokes for you today".

Papyrus: IMMEDIATE response, like five seconds later, "no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing"

Papyrus: "Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"

Sans: *rolling on the floor dying of laughter*

Papyrus: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,

Papyrus: "MARK ZUCKERBERG"

breh

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Some sharpie interpretations on plexiglass of some of my favorite albums: Paid in Exposure by NateWantsToBattle, and After Midnight and Duality by Set It Off (Click for better quality)

AP Concentration Piece #3!

Releasing new merch on my RedBubble store! First one out is this drawing I did recently for NateWantsToBattle’s song “Bones”. The store has this in t-shirts, phone cases, posters, and more!

If you’re interested, you can check it out here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/paintingfire448?ref=account-nav-dropdown&asc=u

Happy Valentines day everyone!