Papyrus: Sans, can I share something with you from earlier today?
Sans: What is it, Pap?
Papyrus: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Because I have to go out of town for one weekend.
Sans: Yeah.
Papyrus: So I said "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next?"
Sans: Yeah?
Papyrus: Your response.
Papyrus: At 9:30 in the morning.
Papyrus: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit".
Papyrus: No punctuation.
Papyrus: Random capitalization.
Sans: *laughing hysterically*
Papyrus: So I respond "I have no idea what we're talking about right now".
Papyrus: 45 minutes pass, I get a text from you.
Papyrus: "God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
Sans: *now crying from laughing so hard*
Papyrus: I respond "Sans, you're scaring me". An hour passes.
Papyrus: You respond " motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg"
Papyrus: "i'm very tired"
Papyrus: I just said "No problem, I'll tell your dumb jokes for you today".
Papyrus: IMMEDIATE response, like five seconds later, "no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing"
Papyrus: "Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
Sans: *rolling on the floor dying of laughter*
Papyrus: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
Papyrus: "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
Hey guys, so I decided to open up a commission page on my Etsy for Undertale! You can ask me to draw ANY character from the game, select from four different drawing types all done in at least pen (basic outline, shading in pen, loose pen shading, or pen and watercolor shading), and two different drawing sizes on watercolor paper (4.5 x 6″ or 9 x 12″).
If you’re interested in getting some kind of commission unrelated to Undertale, you can email me at paintingfire448@gmail.com or message me privately through Tumblr or Etsy, and I’ll see what I can do for you!
Link to my commissions page: https://www.etsy.com/listing/505509660/undertale-drawing-commissions?ref=shop_home_active_1
Inspired by @starfishcactus ‘s doodle
bonus:
When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”
Hey guys! I know it’s been awhile since I last posted, but I have some exciting news. After a lot of thought and prep work, I have opened up my own shop on Etsy. If you don’t know, Etsy is a website where artists and other craft workers such as myself can sell our work. The community is amazing and people make many different kinds of beautiful work.
Right now I’m mainly focusing on paintings in a fluid acrylic style like the ones shown above (I mix water and acrylic paint together to make really cool patterns). All of the pictures above are paintings on my shop for sale. Later on, I plan on selling different 3D printed models, characters, and designs as well.
It would really mean a lot to me if you guys check out my shop, I want to expand this and make it like a part time job of mine. The link is down below if you guys want to check it out. Thanks!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PaintingFire448?ref=hdr_shop_menu
Toriel: Oh look, a flower!
Asgore: Careful honey, he has a knife.
Flowey: *hiding knife* What, no, no I don’t.
i got inspired by zarla-s’s sassy/salty sans in handplates and thought,
how about sans was salty in game, and only this salty through a complete pacifist run after a genocide? =)
Inktober Day 5: “Chicken”
Ngl, this one was kinda weird to do, but here it is nonetheless ;)