Anakin: I Have A Plan!

Caf Crawling | Page 1

Behold. More Foxiyo shenanigans. Directly inspired by my other Coffee Run thing. Introducing…Caf Crawling! (… I should not be allowed to name things)

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Midnight crisis in the Senate pantry! Senator Riyo Chuchi, working late on Republic matters of state, decides to get a late night caf, only to be locked inside the pantry! Public humiliation and deadlines loom! Can Mysterious Voice Person help her??

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Literally me and my dnd party

wake up besties, new meme format just dropped

Myles/Jango Incorrect quotes

From here

playing twister

Silas:Right hand red.

Myles: ends up on top of Jango

Jango: ...You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Silas: I stopped spinning 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice

More under the cut

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Jaster: Hey, do any of you know how to pick a lock?

Jango: Myles does.

Jaster: .... Myles.

Jango: Yeah, they’re pretty good with poisons and explosives too actually. Apparently they had a rebellious phase*.

Jaster: .... That is terrifying information, thank you.

*unless we think about the spy au lol

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Myles: I turned out perfectly fine!

Jango: Myles, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Myles: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Myles: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Jango: Three words.

Myles:

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Jango about the million clone kids they have: You love me, right, Myles?

Myles: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Myles: This is such a bad idea.

Jango: Then why are you coming along?

Myles: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Jango: Can you keep a secret?

Myles: Do you know anything about my life?

Jango: No I do not. Good point.

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Myles, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Jango: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar.

Jango: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Myles, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Jango: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Jango: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Myles, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Myles: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Myles: i’m going to get worse on purpose

Myles: i became more evil if you’re curious

Jango: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

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Myles: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Jango: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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This works with both I think, depends on the situation

Myles: Okay, truth or dare?

Jango: Truth

Jango: ...Dare

Myles: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jango:

Myles: Go to bed.

Jango: I don’t like this game.

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Death Watch raised Myles: So are we flirting right now?

Jango: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Myles: That doesn’t answer my question

I feel like this also fits the other way around if Jango ended up head over heals with Myles

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Myles: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Jango: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Myles:

Myles: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Myles: Is something burning?

Jango: Just my love for you.

Myles: Jango, the toaster is on fire.

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When they have kids

Jango: Stubs their toe FUCK!

Myles: Mind your language!

Jango: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Myles:

Jango: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Myles: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Jango: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Myles: No! Four to five seconds!

Jango: Too late!!!

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Myles: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Jango: It’s not a joke.

Jango: *sniffles*

Jango: I’m a legit snack

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Myles: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Jango: I think you mean cards.

Myles, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Myles, watching the news:Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Jango: walks in covered with ink Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Jango: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Myles has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Part 2 here!!!

Secret Clones AU

Short version: Secret Clones AU is the clones going into hiding in plain sight across the galaxy to force a fair wage and also to keep the babies safe from Kaminoans

The clones figure out the plan to take advantage of them, brain chips, etc. several years before the war hits. IDK how, maybe Jango decided to take a closer look with Mij and went Oh Shit. Doesn't matter. Point is, they caught on and decided that they needed to uhhhhh get Out.

There are millions of clones, yes, but there are tens of thousands of planets.

Once the chips are out and someone's jabbed them with anti-aging serum... they're not that different from standard humans.

And it's not exactly hard to tie up the Kaminoans long enough to get off planet.

So what happens is that a while, let's say a year and a half, before the war kicks off, you have a mass exodus from Kamino, and a wide dispersal of clones. They are generally staying together in groups of about half a dozen, claiming to be brothers, so that there's a 16-18-ish looking clone to take lead, with progressively younger cadets to look after. Each one has a commander they can 'report' to in case of emergency, and if something goes real bad, they can call in an Alpha (and Alphas can call in Jango in a worst case scenario).

It's still sort of a military structure, but... it's a phone tree.

And you have one of these groups of half a dozen clones in every major city. There are thousands of planets, and most of those planets have more than one city. Denon and Coruscant are nothing but city, so they can get counted as dozens of cities on their own. It's easy to disappear in places like that.

It's so easy for the clones, before anyone knows them, to just... disappear. Go into hiding in plain sight.

It's not like more than a handful of people know what to look for.

(It's not like they have a centralized record of who went where.)

(It's just the phone tree.)

They still get real excited-happy-eager when they run into a Jedi.

They want to work with Jedi. They're the good guys! And they're cool!

But your army did a mass desertion before the war started and finding/recruiting all of them is going to take a stupid amount of money. You cannot hire a bounty hunter for each and every clone.

And as @bytebun put it:

Somebody two years later: you look …familiar. Have we met? Clone: haha I get that a lot just one of those faces

AND THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE THE GALAXY IS HECKING MASSIVE

I think the Republic has to like… negotiate with Jango and the Alphas and set up paid contracts if they want these Ultra Skilled Warriors to fight for them.

The clones can fight. Some of them even want to fight. They are good at this and they recognize that many of the things that are occurring under Separatist invasion are Mega Bad.

But like. Pay them and treat them as citizens, first.

The Jedi are even more confused about this identical army that really loves them than they are in canon Where the heck did you guys come from Who trained you Why do you like us What the heck is going on

"Someone wanted us to be a trap for you but we took the trap out. Here we have a sample if you want. Anyway. We like you guys and want to fight with you because honestly civilian life is way understimulating. Let me punch a droid."

I think a few of the clones do 'scouting' where they voluntarily help a Jedi in the field to gather information on their validity as Friends. Cody keeps a number of spreadsheets that are just Various Jedi Encounters.

Rex does a scouting mission with Kenobi&Skywalker and just goes to Cody like "Listen. I know he's insane. But. I want that one."

Rex just "I call dibs" "Cody. Cody did you hear me. Dibs, I call dibs."

@catboydogma: stats for pong krell are all zeroes

Absolute shit tier Jedi They play rock paper scissors to decide who has to deal with him

A solid half of the clones don't get recruited because the lack of advanced aging (past a certain point) means they're physically still minors and My Dad (Alphas and CCs) Said No. They stay behind on their various planets to look after The Real Babies.

"Let me ask my dad" "Wait--" "He said no."

Just want these boys to have Civilian Lives they can return to or at least experience before war gets them all fucked up.

I think some of them try to Make Connections with influential people (whether politicians or like... Space Influencers) so they have people vouching for them once the war kicks off. And there can be at least some public pushback on functionally enslaving them.

"I can't believe you manipulated people into liking you! That's so mean!" "Well you see. I wanted to survive past the age of eleven. So."

Pong krell, Wolfee and Plo koon

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I love how he has no fear-

He just fuckin stares down Krell

And this, ladies, gentlemen, and my nonbinary folks, is why he's an Arc Trooper

he definitely was thinking about shooting him right then and there-

@same-heart-same-blood

📓 what do you think Rex bitches about constantly?

😂😂 I’m sorry I made myself laugh while writing this so this is what I think he would bitch about + a side plot that I honestly thought was pretty funny

Anakin when he’s being a dumbass

Fives when he makes crude jokes on the battlefield

Echo when he enables Fives’ jokes

Fives and Echo’s prank wars (though most of it’s for show)

Keeli and Howzer (if only so he can remember his batchmates; he also bitches to them about everything so it’s a 50/50 on if they’ll get gossip or insulted)

Anakin when he comes up with a reckless plan that somehow works

Ahsoka when she hit him in the face with her lightsabers

Obi-Wan if only because Cody constantly bitches about him not sleeping

Jesse and Hardcase (there is no need for an explanation here)

Kix when he tries to use his CMO voice to keep him in the medbay for longer than needed

Ahsoka when she does something reckless on the battlefield that could have gotten her killed

Boil and Waxer for teaching Fives more jokes

Anakin when he basically implied to Hunter they were in a relationship because of his horrible communication skills

Wolffe because he bit him when he was a cadet and he still isn’t over it

Fox because honestly, it’s just kind of funny watching Fox’s eyebrow tick up

Bly because of his stupid crush on Aayla

Kix for sneaking a sedative in his food on three separate occasions

Cody because he put itching powder in his blacks on a day when they were sent out into the field

Jesse because he caught the whole thing on video

Ponds for almost dying

Anakin when he uses the Force to throw him in the air

Bly again because he pines over Aayla but won’t do shit about it

Wolffe because Ahsoka told him once that she thinks he’s cool because he works with Plo

Ponds for bringing Boba back with him and now they have the feisty Fett son who bites just like Wolffe

Boba for hijacking his datapad

Fox because he didn’t kill the Chancellor earlier

Anakin because he tried to help Palpatine

Fox because he didn’t tell them about Palpatine and so now Rex has to make up all the hugs and time they almost lost

Anakin because the only reason he didn’t follow Palpatine was because he got into an argument with Fox

Fox because he got into an argument with a Jedi who was almost about to fall

Quinlan

Crosshair for flicking his toothpick in his face

Fives for making another stupid joke when they finally found Echo

Echo for laughing at the joke

Anakin for not telling anyone else that he was married

Anakin for being Rex’s friend and making him lie to save his ass

The Jedi Council because they apparently knew about his marriage and was wanting for him to come clean

Anakin because he’s still denying it

Mace who asked the question on who he was seeing

Anakin for saying It’s him 😤 (on god, he could have warned Rex)

The Jedi Council for now staring at him and waiting for him to crack

Himself because he’s a shit liar

Himself again because he can’t help but dig a deeper hole and agree with Anakin’s statement

Anakin for being shocked that he’s covering his ass still (if you want to make this believable, just go with it!)

Hunter for the credits he sees exchanged with Fives

Fives for betting on him (on choosing the wrong bet)

Cody, Wolffe, Fox, Bly, Ponds and Gree for all snickering

Gree who made a loud comment about Rex being into recklessness

Anakin who snickered at that

Anakin for shrugging at his glare and saying he could see it

Obi-wan for congratulating their (fake!) relationship

Mace for coming up with the idea that if a Anakin married Rex, they could gain clone citizenship for all clones due to marriage within the Jedi Council (if the Senate won’t pass a bill soon)

Anakin who’s now backing out saying he can’t (which Rex knows he can’t; he’s married)

Plo for asking why Anakin can’t instead of dropping it

Anakin for,instead of saying something reasonable, states that they already got married

Echo for exchanging credits with Tech and not withering under his glare

Yoda for asking him if this is true

Everyone in the goddamn room staring at him

Anakin because he’s a shit best friend and he honestly should have never become friends with his General, especially one who has a secret marriage (even if Rex was never told explicitly but he’s not a dumbass; he’s pretty sure Anakin and Padme are married)

Himself because now he’s doubting whether Anakin actually is married and if he’s not, Rex is gonna look like a real dumbass

Anakin because he’s doing the eye nod thing again and Rex doesn’t know what up side up down means!!

Himself for indulging in the silent motions and now they’re having a silent conversation while everyone’s staring

Fox for interrupting their conversation before they could come to a decision

Anakin because why did he have to be Rex’s best friend? (He should have let Anakin fall; he wouldn’t be in this position if Anakin was a Sith)

Himself for thinking that because knowing Anakin, he probably would be in the same position regardless if Anakin was still a Jedi or a Sith

Himself for saying yes to Yoda’s question

Cody for exchanging credits with Ponds

Yea that’s about it; it’s mainly Anakin that Rex bitches constantly about

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