Maybe people speak of Humanity's impressive strength or creativity, or just all around weirdness, but I am here to inform you of something I find far more fascinating.
Their sense of wonder and discovery.
See, when a human finds something new and mind boggling, something rare and unheard of, they do not keep it to themselves like other species would. They do not send it to the black market for money, even if they are low on it.
Instead, they share it. They share this discovery with joy and fervour, happily sending it to their scientists or a museum, and sharing it on their internet for others to see and experience as well.
When humans looked to the stars for the first time, when they took their first step on an extraterrestrial body that was not their own planet, they broadcasted it to the world. It was just their moon, but that is every species' first step. When the human race took to the galaxy, they went on wings of metal and dreams of stardust.
They do not hesitate no matter if it is dangerous and terrifying or calm and beautiful. They do not hesitate.
So I ask you, what will you do the next time you find something new?
Boba Fett is a better Bounty Hunter than you.
Nice try, Boba. Yer gonna have to do better than that.
Another attack done one @cryptiddotjpeg My dnd brain activated and I had to give your character a scene lol. Hope you like it!
Obi-Wan wanders off in the middle of important meetings cause someone comes in with a baby. Can he hold the baby? Why is it so small? Can he give it lil kisses on it’s dumb head? Can he bless it like a fairy of old??? Can he keep the baby?? Can he at least show it to Anakin?
Master Poof has banned infants from important meetings because it distracts Kenobi, Tyvokka, AND Mace and occasionally Yoda and Yaddle if they’re old enough to yammer at people.
Babies only allowed in the council chambers and meeting rooms if they’re needed for that meeting, thank you.
Humans are weird thing: Hiccups
I don't know if this has been done, but the first time a human gets hiccups when on an alien crew.
It is meal time and suddenly one human who finished eating faster than the others makes a loud sound that has yet to be documented. At first the aliens think that human Mike got suddenly excited and did a strange shout, but that possibility is thwarted when the sound is repeated. Human Mike scowls at the other humans who have started snickering at him.
Perhaps it is an angry noise? Why is Human Mike angry though? He did not show signs of it previously, and nothing has happened between eating and the noise to make him angry. Why must human emotions be so confusing?
"Try drinking water upside-down." Human Dawn suggests randomly, "That's what we always do where I grew up."
"No do NOT drink water upside-down!" An alien crew mate panics. "Doing so could cause you to choke and die!"
"NO!!!" All the aliens who have experience with humans shout at the crew mate who told Human Mike not to do it.
Everyone knows not to tell a human not to do something. It's the first rule in the handbook. They all sigh in resignation at the smirking humans.
Human Mike gets out of his seat, raises his arms, and flips to stand on his hands. Human Dawn who suggested the action is already prepared with her bottle of water. His body wobbles as he hiccups again, and she quickly pours it in his mouth.
There is a tense silence as the entire room watches. A moment later there is another hiccup large enough to send Human Mike tumbling to the floor, cursing loudly at his misfortune. The aliens breathe in relief, a higher up taking the new recruit out of the room for a refresher course on rule number one of dealing with humans.
Throughout the rest of the day, the other humans could be found trying to scare the hiccupping Human Mike with varying degrees of success. The hiccups finally stopped when Human Mike was trying to hold his breath, and Human Josh came up behind him and slammed into his back to scare him. It caused him to choke, yet he seemed grateful to Human Josh anyway.
Doin Art Fight for the first time! My first attack of @neon-virus ‘s character! I hope you like it!
Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
Thanks for the tag @chopper-base ! I love doing these!
1. I love my drawing ability. I may get burnt out from it from time to time but I love looking back on the characters I’ve made and seeing how far I’ve gotten.
2. I like how I can come up with a full short story right off the top of head just by thinking about how characters would interact with each or how they would react in a certain situation.
3. I like how I can ramble about certain topics for a long time and still get my point across (usually).
4. I like that I can make friends fairly easily. I might not always feel like it but I think I’ve made quite a few!
5. I like being able to understand people with really thick accents. I had been told by some friends in hs that they couldn’t always understand a girl we knew who was from Egypt but I never had that issue in communication. I have my grandparents to thank for that one lol.
This was harder than I’d like to admit yet easy at the same time??? I don’t know how to explain that 😅
No pressure tags!
@spicylasat @worm-in-a-trenchcoat
And I don’t have that many followers so here’s just some people I follow to spread the self love.
@amikoroyaiart @catawampuscorner @cyareclones
When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)❤️❤️❤️
agggghhhh ty for this 🥹♥️
hmmmmmmmm
i uh. write good?
i have impeccable taste in music
my hands look nice I guess
i have a brilliant collection of hug gifs
I HAVE KRIFFING AWESOME TUMBLR MOOTS
tagging bc I’m lazy @one-happy-silent-geek-girl @void-of-erebos @im-someone-i-guess @fierreth-who @metalhusbands @twelve-kinds-of-trouble @kazoo-the-demjin @saltyfortunes @confused-as-all-hell
I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.
This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?
In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:
On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.
On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.
You're welcome. Now get reblogging.
And bonus in honor of the release of Book of Boba Fett! The return of Little Fang
I’m not dead!
Part 6 of Star Wars actors AU, featuring very dramatic falls, the girls sharing a besalisk’s coat and Thrawn stopping Ezra from spoiling everything in interviews
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5