In The Google Doc. Straight Up "writing It". And By "it", Haha, Well. Let's Justr Say. Nothing

"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

bring out the pussy

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Finally After literal years of being told I have Tumblr energy, I became brave enough to do it. Hi yes this is my blog, vaguely gender, fairly gay, occasionally a mention of things going on with me, and all chaotic. When I told a friend of mine I got a Tumblr she misread it and freaked out because she though I got Twitter My mother would have never wanted this and wouldn't want it now, precisely the reason I'm doing it. Sorry mom I guess

Never before have I realized how much shaking a spray can sounds like Lego game sound effects

I know it's probably been done before but oh well

Not fair that saying "yeah no I get that" sounds so flippant and dismissive. I don't have anything to add but I want my friends to know I'm getting what they're saying. Like you're bearing your soul man. And I see it. I promise I do. I'm picking up what you're putting down so much that I'm practically taking it from your hands. I promise.

Dude I'd kill for a Beatles show à la The Monkees that's about The Beatles being submariners. You can get a little of that watching Yellow Submarine (the movie, not the song) but I think a little show would be funny

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck