Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Dude I'd kill for a Beatles show à la The Monkees that's about The Beatles being submariners. You can get a little of that watching Yellow Submarine (the movie, not the song) but I think a little show would be funny

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

bring out the pussy

Allow me, a person on the internet, to suggest something for your local discord server you have all your buddies in

A no-context quotes channel

It's literally the funniest shit ever allow me to provide many examples for your entertainment

"Stay here you genderous fuck"

"Power-walk like a suburban mom, dress like a suburban dad!"

"You can have my boy sleeping privileges"

"No, it's okay, I made you a five year old, you made me a woman."

"Anyways, here's your boy tunes."

"Are you implying I dress like a capitalist"

"When is it my turn to be a himbo?"

"WILL YOU JUST HAVE SEX? WE NEED WATER!"

"I'm gonna bleach the fuck out of these below-skin jeans."

"I don't think we've laughed this hard since the bed-rocking days."

"Are they, by chance... gifted in the gender department?"

Thank you for your indulgence in my friend groups special brand of humor

Why is a blue glowing circle/ring the universal symbol for artificial intelligence? This is such a reoccurring symbol with no explanation whatsoever

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later