"This Is Where I Watched My Dignity Die Raphael..."

My curly hair could never. Instant tangles.

Do our long and/or thick-haired players have to be worried?

Because all I can think about (and this has been on my mind for a while) is Sans stroking through your hair

Only for it to get tangled in his phalanges

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE THOUGHT MAKES ME WHEEZE SO MUCH

I can't draw any of my silly ideas but this is one I would love to see on paper

I personally choose to believe that UF Papyrus, US Sans, and SF/FS Sans are the MESSIEST BITCHES EVER.

Like I have absolutely nothing to back this up but if I were to make a tier list from "quietly listens in on an argument" to "goes to parties/weddings that they KNOW will have drama and regularly keeps up with who disowned who", it'd be something like;

UF Papyrus SF Sans US Sans

I almost put UT Papyrus but I feel like it'd be highly circumstantial because they'd need to have wronged him for him to want to learn any dirt on them and it'd be very surface level. However imo Blue LIVES for the drama.

Blue <- has and will ask you for all of the workplace drama whenever you have time.

He's mature about it, but he will ask questions like "I saw that coworker you've been complaining about recently. Looked like she was in a bad mood" to try and prompt you into talking about them.

SF Sans mostly doesn't care, or at least pretends to. In all actuality he is listening in on your conversations with Blue trying to glean what happened. Please project your voice, he wants to hear but cannot let y'all know he likes drama.

UF Papyrus isn't so much "Messy" as he is petty. Like, him and SF Sans exist in a state of "Wrong him once and he's going to pull every string he has to to find every piece of dirty laundry possible and hint at it just enough to break you." Might ask you for details if you know them/ someone who knows them, but both him and SF Sans see less reason to do so if they have no dog in the race.

Ok so new random idea.

So you know those "Mean evil gf of the current polycule abuses the skeles and Reader until they move out and then they realize that the gf was evil and bad and they fall for Reader" trope, right?

I was thinking about the idea that there was no real evil gf but rather Reader doesn't like having roommates, but their roommate (who was the one exception) had chosen to take in a bunch of people (the skeles) without consulting Reader out of a people pleasing tendency. The roommate isn't dating the skeletons but they are friends with at least one of them.

The general idea is that Reader (who is autistic because I am and I want an autistic character that isn't mainstream media's sanitized autistic):

Is contact averse, aka doesn't like being touched (esp by people they don't know)

Is very blunt and goes for the most direct way of explaining something, sometimes using harsh language

Like routine, and becomes irritable when that routine is interrupted

Doesn't like strangers being brought over (parties or otherwise)

Not social at all, leading to them being in their room a lot of the time

Suffers from severe germaphobia, so they clean dishes if other people touch the insides, and doesn't want anyone dealing with their laundry

They're generally hard to live with, but this friend understands that none of this is them trying to be difficult to live with and just them trying to manage all the stress of their job and other things that makes them able to afford this near mansion in a nice rural neighborhood with a bunch of land.

The skeles don't know a lot of this at first and as such get on Reader's nerves constantly, along with the fact that they think Reader keeps washing things they touch/flinching from contact because they're monsters. Reader tries to explain, but the roommate being given more leeway lead to the skeletons being suspicious at best most times.

Eventually, Reader says that they're moving out and they're gonna continue paying a portion of the rent, but the old roommate and the skeletons will be paying the rest.

Eventually, one of the skeletons comes home saying that they saw them helping out a monster who was being harassed by a human. The skeletons are surprised and confused until the roommate explains (FINALLY) that Reader is autistic and those rules were put in place because they didn't need additional stressors given that they have a high stress job to pay the bills of that place.

When they find that out, everything starts to slot into place and they feel awful. Some skeletons try to apologize directly, some try to convince them to return, some simply tell them to come home, saying that their behavior will change.

However, Reader tells them no. They don't want to deal with screaming matches and things being thrown and things being burnt and all the stress having roommates brings by default. They say that they might've been able to overlook the behavior had they been given time to think things over, but as things stand they don't believe any of them, especially since some were outright rude upon first meeting them.

They don't blame them for not knowing if something stressed them out, but some of them definitely knew and did it deliberately in some sort of twisted sense of karma or justice for them being difficult.

They tried explaining their behavior before, but nothing actually changed and the stress of living with them simply became too much to handle, so they had to prioritize their own mental wellbeing instead of being a "pushover" like their friend. They end off by saying that they shouldn't have do give a psychologist's diagnosis to explain why they don't want people touching their things and putting their hands inside things they eat/drink out of.

The rest of the story can follow them actually putting in the effort of getting to know Reader outside of the house and the ensuing romantic shenanigans. It could be the set up to an extremely slow burn since Reader wouldn't forgive fast nor forgive easily.

Idk, just putting this here so I can at least have it somewhere I can read it. Y'all can use this prompt if it speaks to you, just tag me.

Happy Birthday!!!!!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY (faint cheering and applause)

Y'all ain't following for this shit but I'm gonna draw him trust 🙏

his name is spinjump

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

Don’t hurt em now Sans‼️

Sans Dance

Hey guys, Dragon8er here!

I made a lil Sans Dance gif. For fun. And I liked how it turned out, so I decided to post it. 'Cause why not

This sprite is based on my interpretation of Undertale Sans's design. So that's why it's a bit more detailed than his normal sprite.

I got some other projects cookin, so stay tuned for all dat. Until then, this has been Dragon8er, and I wills see you all Drago-l8er!

So I'm working on the outline (i'm getting the whole thing outlined before I start writing btw. Part of why idk what to do with DaS is because I have no clue where to take it) and The Divine Inspiration hit me.

I have never had divine inspiration hit that hard, that fast, or that suddenly before. It's like the gods of creativity said "WRITE" and I, a humble pawn, had no other option but to obey. Problem is, it's the last three chapters. I'm still working on 6 and 7 and there's 30 in total. + a possible epilogue. So we're still working through it, but we're working.

In related news, the divine inspiration gave me a theme to focus my story around, so there's that too.

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.