Wow… I Honestly Never Thought I’d Make It Here.

Jelly ilu but pls stop telling ppl to frick frack the tic tac

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Tim : Uh, hey, I lost my two roommates can I make an announcement?

Cashier : sure :)

Tim : *leans into mic*

Tim : I'm still not giving you your $40 back. Don't have to now. Goodbye, you little shits.

In the arms of an angel….

AM I FUNNY YET

GOD DAMN IT MADDIE

YOU’RE NOT WRONG

@jelly-artastic made the blog a brand new icon and header and I’m honestly so blessed.

I was bored. Here some cute 👌🏼

Totally back to normal xD

Okay, jammy, if you and mr. Fresh don't want to have an awkward moment, how about you two will have some pep talk tomorrow and everything will be back to normal

yup, everything is back to normal!

Merry Christmas Eve!!

Favorite type of car? I'm about to buy a 92 C4 'Vette.

Not much of a car person. My Jeep is fun to drive