@jelly-artastic Made The Blog A Brand New Icon And Header And I’m Honestly So Blessed.

Veronica: Look, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry’ on a count of three. One…two…three…

Veronica:

Heather C:

Veronica: See, now I’m just disappointed in the both of us.

Quick Short Thing...

Suave had looked down at Jasper and sighed. "S-Suave! Be serious! I know it is not what I normally need you to do for me... Or at least with me asking, but could you please clean the house while im gone..?" Jasper crossed his arms, expecting a "yes my lord" from his servant. Instead, Suave turned and walked away, which earned him a troubled yell. He chuckled simply, while Jasper had sprinted and swung his arms childishly at Suave. "Hey! Don't ignore me! I'm going to be late for my meeting with Fallacy... We have important work we need to do today, so if you would excuse me I need to leave. Please do what I have ordered." Jasper quickly gave up, and walked for the door since they had been inside of the main room. "Of course, young lord." Suave whispered to himself, leaving the room to go begin his own job. He had sighed in annoyance, having to do something for once for Jasper. Despite being his servant, Suave was convinced Jasper had seen him as a friend as more than anything else. Suave swiftly went to Jasper's room, and pouted at how messy it had always been. "This room looks so nice when it's clean, so why always mess it up every time I clean it!?" He crossed his arms, and went over to the overly messed up bed that had always failed to stay neat. "I bet he does it just to annoy me... Heh, cute." Suave shrugged as he began to pull the covers back to the bed, which had been stripped completely of everything except for the pillows. He started to think and hum as he cleaned, even though he did not want to think about himself- or even his little master- at this time. Suave smiled and thought about how impressed Jasper would be when he got home, considering that he believed he would get the entire house cleaned in the few hours Jasper was gone. He even started thinking about how Jasper would often smile at him when he successfully finished his orders. His "friend" had not been the nicest to him, but Suave had always knew that it was a bad guy act to throw him off. He blushed, suddenly flashing to where he had though about falling desperately in love with his Boss. "He shall never feel the same way though... I should never expect something from someone who thinks nothing but a friend of me." Suave said to himself, fully convinced on the idea of it being a one-way feeling.

Vampire AU belongs to @blogthegreatrouge though im not sure she’ll notice this xD

Sorry it’s very repetitive, but it was a quick 20 minute thing.

Math class story

So like two months ago in my math class, this guy completely forgot how to spell minus. So that day he had asked the teacher what minus (pronounced as men-us) was. Ours teacher busted out laughing while everybody in the class face palmed and we have made that an inside joke for our class since it has happened.

I made this a few days ago but had trouble posting it! I hope you like it! Error belongs to @loverofpiggies Ink belongs to @comyet

a new au i guess?

undertale genocide movie and Pacific movie

Director:Chara&Frisk screenwriter:Chara act the leading role:Frisk,monsters sound record:napstablook

AM I FUNNY YET

GOD DAMN IT MADDIE

YOU’RE NOT WRONG

wait was he about to drug him

bonus:

I’m talking with some friends over how some of the dream daddy fandom went down. 

It took like a week before an artist got death threats over fanart and the devs had to step in and even the devs started getting harassed and death threats.

and before that, people harassed the devs over having to push back the release date so they could work on fixing a game-breaking bug. 

and before that people harassed the devs over the “cult ending” that doesn’t even exist.

and then before that people spread rumors and told people to pirate the game because it was profiting off of LGBT people and developed by cishet white guys (Game Grumps) even though they didn’t do anything except promote the game and lend their voices. 

and as a bonus, that one asshole that tried to scam people into making what was basically a rip off of dream daddy. 

and within like, a month or two of the games release the fandom had died out. It’s sad because Dream Daddy from what I know is an actually good game. It’s just that the level of drama and identity politics within the fandom basically killed it. People want and literally talk about craving diversity and representation in media but when they get it, they just ajdlfakdafdfad fucking demolish and find everything that is wrong with it. 

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

hahaha them jukes tho