Original-robin - For The Love Of Cats, Mostly

Reblogging for future reference, thanks yall

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

How I feel about literally everyone

you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands

I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of wood

I would rather die in a fire than listen to the fucking smoke detector go off.