Cartoon Smartphone With Devil Horns And An Evil Grin: Well, Well, Well, Look Who's Tipsy. Better Use

-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-

Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.

Kevin: abortion is wrong!

Su: and project stigma isn’t!?

Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!

Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.

(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)

Hmm~ What on your mind?

Nothing my head is empty.

-Su x Kevin Family HC-

3 kids

Anaxagoras (I mean look at him)

Al Haitham (literally based off of them)

Clara (girly pop how else could she be immune to the cold).

Honorary Children:

Kosma and Griseo.

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Anaxagoras: Mom, im gay.

Su: oh that’s great dear.

Al Haitham: I also like men.

Su: well that’s…lovely…god is there anyone in this how who likes girls?

Griseo (adult): I do!

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Su: don’t worry, one day when you’re older. You’ll find a nice man like your father and settle down and maybe have children.

Anaxagoras: *sobs harder* but dad sucks!

Su: 😐 *facepalms*

Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

Recently I’ve been thinking what would welt look like as a boss.

He is the Herrscher of reason (I like to also call it Herrscher of mimicry) because their main power is creating copies of things (as long as they understand those things)

So I imagine some of Welt moves would be copies of previous bosses moves

Like say aventurine’s gamble or hitting your team with a shitload of gambling chips

Maybe something from Sunday’s boss battle, like those little Angel shits. That you have to break.

And a capturing technique like in svarog’s boss fight. Maxing at 3 captures.

Then some special effect like a heavy slowing and set back of your team. Giving enemies more turns. Maybe an ability to remove buffs from your team.

I would imagine his boss form would be full out Herrscher (so not them grandpa ass clothes) with his Herrscher eyes and the star of Eden being returned to its original form. Mostly likely also floating off the ground (cause Herrschers can do that)

Maybe a move that ties back to his deal with Void Archives or alternatively having Void Archives as an ally. Like Black Swan in the fight again Gallagher weird ass dog, or the train in the Sunday fight.

I Imagine he’d have special voice lines for defeating members of the astral express

Dan Hang: Oh what a shame to have to reset all your progress, time to start over little vidyahara

March 7th: Oh March. Shame it had end this way, to never learn of you true origins or to regain your memories

Himeko: Consider this Your final trailblazing expedition.

Caelus: Poor Caelus, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Stelle: Poor Stelle, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Sunday: This was an outcome bound to happen. No Aeon can save you. Now die like the Order did.

Oh and here are some for the Stellaron Hunters as well

Blade: Consider this an act of mercy, I’m bringing your suffering to end

Kafka: Can’t talk your way out of this one Kafka

Silverwolf: Enjoy the taste of losing, because you never had a chance at winning

Firefly/Sam: Die and go join your comrades in the afterlife

~Boothill and Welt friendship squabble~

“Mutterfudger! I cant Read This! It’s too damn hard.” Boothill grumbles

“are you fuckin kidding me right now? This is a Dr. Seuss book, I could read these when I was 6.” Welt scoffs

“Listen Here Partner ain’t every as privileged as you is when you was a child.” Boothill says

“I was never privileged as child, my life sucked as kid. I lost my father and my mentor, and I had some try to kill me, you cunt.” Welt says “And that’s not all, I was treated like garbage and my only use to the adults around me was to fight. Hours upon hours of training to control my power all for nothing because I was and always have been a useless piece of shit!” Welt sighs, bringing his hands to his face.

“Well hey Now Partner, not everyone is gonna use ya like that… not everyone is gonna see you in the light, I think your a pretty useful person!” Boothill says trying to lighten Welt mood

“ Can i confide something to you Boothill?” Welt asks

“Of course ya can Welt.” Boothill says

“My Name isn’t Welt, It’s Joachim. I just needed to get this off my chest, I hate lying but it’s become second nature to me…” Welt says

“That’s a lovely name! I’m thankful you trust me enough to tell me this partner! I’ll keep your little secret with me, no matter what.” Boothill smiles

“Promise?” Welt asks

“I pinkie promise.” Boothill says

~the end.~