October, hmmmm
Shitpost tober!
Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all
I fucking love this
hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents
GUYS SOMEONE DREW HIM WITH FANGS CAN YALL FIND THE OG POST????
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE FIND THE ARTIST
~Headcanons~
Idk why but I just headcanon Welt having fangs. And they don’t really serve any use other then to be scary when he’s angry and stuff. They are meant for tearing through human flesh and bone.
And he bites, and it’s hard. He’s like a refined but feral gremlin.
I can’t see Welt as just a kind old man, he’s is my silly. He is my silly little traumatized 8 year old and I can’t see him in any other light.
As a joke Void archives mocked Welts fang on the avatar he uses. Welt doesn’t find his mocking very funny.
At first I was like
“Recca is HSR’s Joachim”
As a joke
But bro
I don’t think it’s a joke anymore
Look at this shit
-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-
Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.
Kevin: abortion is wrong!
Su: and project stigma isn’t!?
Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!
Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.
(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)
HSR vs HI3 Post arguement
HSR:
Anaxa: I’m sorry about anything I said it was all in the heat of the moment
Phainon: oh Anaxa, it’s fine I understand fully. We’re still friends at the end of the day
Anaxa: I’m happy about that Phainon
HI3:
Kevin: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID IM SORRY ALREADY
Su: *Beating the shit out of Kevin with a slipper.* SORRY ISNT FUCKING ENOUGH! FOR THE LAST 50,000 YEARS IVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND IM MAKING YOU PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH *Starts calling Kevin every slur known to man in every single fucking language*
Elysia: *Trying to pull Su away.*
Astral express edit :3
-headcanon-
I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.
Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.
It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.
I just can’t stop imaging kishou coming out as like gay or bi and Tsuneyoshi’s reaction is just
“Okay? You still need to turn in your reports on time.”
Or
“Your a disappointment regardless of what gender you want to fuck.”
He’s not an ally he just doesn’t give a shit
“Hey hey what are you doing Mr. Yang?” Sparkle asks playfully
“I am about to play Russian roulette.” Welt says
“Oh fun I love that ga-“ Sparkle goes to speak
“Yeah this revolver is fully loaded.” Welt says
“T-That’s not leaving anything up to chance..” Sparkle says
“Yeah that’s the point.” Welt says
-Shitpost-
“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded
“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”
“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says
“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says
“But I wish too!” Argenti says
“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says
“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”
“Your welcome.” Welt says
“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks
“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says
“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”
“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says
Oddity is my middle name (No it’s not.) “And then the bees…”
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