I Just Can’t Stop Imaging Kishou Coming Out As Like Gay Or Bi And Tsuneyoshi’s Reaction Is Just

-Shitpost-

“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-

Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.

Kevin: abortion is wrong!

Su: and project stigma isn’t!?

Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!

Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.

(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)

-headcanon-

I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.

Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.

It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.

Fuck it, I wanna see y’all’s favorite duos (regardless of gender) in these fits.

CHOP CHOP YALL

~Boothill and Welt friendship squabble~

“Mutterfudger! I cant Read This! It’s too damn hard.” Boothill grumbles

“are you fuckin kidding me right now? This is a Dr. Seuss book, I could read these when I was 6.” Welt scoffs

“Listen Here Partner ain’t every as privileged as you is when you was a child.” Boothill says

“I was never privileged as child, my life sucked as kid. I lost my father and my mentor, and I had some try to kill me, you cunt.” Welt says “And that’s not all, I was treated like garbage and my only use to the adults around me was to fight. Hours upon hours of training to control my power all for nothing because I was and always have been a useless piece of shit!” Welt sighs, bringing his hands to his face.

“Well hey Now Partner, not everyone is gonna use ya like that… not everyone is gonna see you in the light, I think your a pretty useful person!” Boothill says trying to lighten Welt mood

“ Can i confide something to you Boothill?” Welt asks

“Of course ya can Welt.” Boothill says

“My Name isn’t Welt, It’s Joachim. I just needed to get this off my chest, I hate lying but it’s become second nature to me…” Welt says

“That’s a lovely name! I’m thankful you trust me enough to tell me this partner! I’ll keep your little secret with me, no matter what.” Boothill smiles

“Promise?” Welt asks

“I pinkie promise.” Boothill says

~the end.~

Potatoes are magical

Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.

Welt slowly approached the mirror before him, bringing his hand up to place it against the glass. Tears slowly slide down his face.

“This….this isn’t me.” Welt whispers his voice cracking. He turns to face Himeko “The me that you know….it’s a lie.”

“Welt what…..what do you mean?” Himeko asks

“Don’t call me Welt. That’s not my name. My name is Joachim. I’m not a human, I’m a herrscher. A god like figure.” Welt says “I’m from another universe.”

“Is this some sick joke?” Himeko asks “Please tell me your joking.”

Welt lets out a shaky scoff

“I wish it was a cruel joke. Maybe it is, a cruel joke on me.” Welt says “Im scared to act like myself around others, so I mimic my father’s personality. Im not calm, im not knowledgeable, im not humble, and im sure as hell not trustable.”

“Welt- Joachim.” Himeko says “it’s fine, it’s just some petty lies. Your still the same person we know and love.”

“Im really not Himeko.” Welt says, more tears spilling down his face “Im a horrible person. Why can’t you understand that?”

“Because I don’t want to believe it.” Himeko says

“Your so foolish. So easy to manipulate. God how you remind me of myself.” Welt says

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents