I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
“You know,” they said softly. “Something about you always makes me think that everything is going to be okay. You asked me once what I believed in - you.” They gave the other a hopelessly fond look, a smile crossing their lips, laughed. “I think I actually believe in you. It’s very irritating, I sort of want to punch myself in the face.”
The other’s brain had stopped working around the point of the first sentence. “Please don’t punch yourself in the face,” they managed. Just about. “It’s a nice face. I like that face.”
Have u ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever
•••
“I put a parental lock on your laptop.”
“You can’t do that! I’m an adult!”
“Whatcha’ gonna do? Stab me?”
“Well, as a matter of fact…”
“Kid, come down from there. We need to talk about what happened.”
“I would but, I’m busy packing. You see, I’ve decided to move to Canada, where everyone is nice and the shame and humiliation of tonight shant follow me.”
Unknown.