“Are you even listening to me?”
“Where are your pants?”
“I laugh because I hurt inside.”
“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”
“You look like an open autopsy.”
“That’s french for ‘go away’.“
“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”
“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”
“Put me down!”
“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”
“What did you just do?!”
“Stop filming me, moron!”
“It was all me, by the way.”
“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”
“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”
“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
“I may have mildly panicked…”
“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”
“I am very, very bad under pressure!”
“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””
“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”
“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”
“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”
“It’s do or die, most likely die.”
“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”
“You make me smile.”
“Liam Neeson would do it.”
“Jail can’t stop me.”
“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”
“I remain confused.”
“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”
“Can someone shoot him?”
“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“
“Quick, blend in!”
“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”
“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”
“Can I help you?”
“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”
“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”
“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!”
“Well that was unsettling.”
“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”
“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”
“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!
“I-I don’t think I can do this.”
“Oh come on! There’s only–what, a hundred–well, maybe five hundred– people out there! You’ll be fine!”
“Can you just ask her out already?”
“Can you mind your own business for once?!”
You could’ve chosen the girl with green eyes and long hair, who loves going out on dates and likes to cook for you, who always takes long baths and listens to music while doing her homework, who loves coffee and peppermint tea, who smiles at strangers and is crazy about sunsets, you could’ve chosen the girl who laughs like a princess and loves her parents, who reads poems and does yoga, who doesn’t eat meat and smells of vanilla, who is obsessed by sudoku and animes, who would play the piano for you and would adore your big brown eyes, you could’ve chosen the girl who teaches you how to treat a woman, who doesn’t get angry at you and isn’t jealous at all, who is passionate about photography and music, who laughs at your silly jokes and knows how to get what she wants, you could’ve chosen the girl who likes roses and “The walking dead”, who knows her worth and likes to play videogames, who would love to dance, especially for you and would love to watch with you movies about super heroes, but you chose me and I’m still wondering why.
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I’m still wondering why.
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Anonymous Asked: “Hey! Do you happen to have any prompts for two old friends who bicker a lot and are just discovering they have feelings for each other? You know, typical rivals to lovers trope… Plus an awkward confession, if it isn’t too much? Thank you in advance! I love your blog a lot!”
Anonymous Asked: “Prompts for enemies that have just started dating?”
Before
1. “You two know that you guys sound like an old married couple, right?”
“That’s ridiculous. I’m neither old nor married.”
“What about me?”
“Well, you aren’t married, anyway.”
2. “You always have to be better than me, don’t you?”
“I was trying to compliment you.”
3. “Sorry, did you just say I looked… Nice?”
“What? I do actually have eyes, in spite of your best efforts.”
“For the last time, that was an accident.”
4. “I hate you.”
“Oh, you know you don’t mean that. You’d be lost without me.”
5. “I… Thank you?”
“Did that physically pain you to say?”
Dating
6. “Hey, jerk.”
“…”
“I mean… Babe?”
7. “I don’t know how to do this. I still feel like insulting you every time I see you. But I also want you to be happy.”
8. “Admit it. That was the best kiss of your life.”
“You always have to be the best, don’t you?”
9. “So, my parents don’t believe we’re dating each other.”
“Really?”
“They completely think it’s a prank.”
10. “It’s weird, being together. I love you, but I also want to fight you.”
“Pillow fight?”
“I think we’re more mature than that.”
“Loser makes dinner.”
“You are going DOWN.”
11. “You remember when I won that science fair?”
“You remember when you stole my idea to do it?”
“I made it better.”
12. “You remember when they used to hate each other?”
“Yeah… Now we hate everyone else. Together.”
BONUS- Confession Time (I have a long post of confession options, but I’ll throw in a few here.)
13. “Why are you being so nice to me? You hate me!”
“I don’t hate you! I… The opposite of hate you.”
14. “If you must know, I think you’re pretty… You know?”
“No, I don’t know!”
“Pretty good. To be… Around, and stuff.”
15. “You’re amazing, you know that?”
“You’re drunk. You don’t mean that.”
“I do. I love you. Plus you have a good face.”
16. “I love you and all, but if you don’t stop making that noise, I’m going to throw something at you!”
“You love me?”
“…Shoot.”
~I hope these help! Thanks for the ask!~
You’re gonna meet one great girl in this life. And from the moment you meet her, you’ll know she’s trouble. She’s gonna be weird, she’s gonna have attitude. She’s gonna make you do things you haven’t done. She’ll make you see things, she’ll make you feel. You’re gonna love her against reason. But somewhere in the middle, she’s gonna get tired of everything. Don’t leave. Because if you do, I promise you, you’re gonna live every day of your life looking back and regretting why you never took the chance. Just stand by her, do not give up. Because you know.. You knew from the moment you met her…she’s worth it.
LA // excerpt from a book I’ll never write (via thoughtsofla)