In This House We Love And Respect David Kenyon Webster.

boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏

rb if you agree

Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.

Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?

Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.

i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid

like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this

@david-sharkthot-webster oh u mean something like this?

Babe, explaining love languages to Liebgott: … so, like, my love language is physical touch, but Gene’s is acts of service.

Liebgott:

Babe: What’s your love language?

Liebgott: Physical touch.

Babe: Punching doesn’t count.

mike laughing so hard he falls over and takes the table with him - and they still talk about that moment to this day.

nobody:

Webster: 🧍🏻

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious

Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?

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