By Firandflora

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

Speirs: People who breathe die, so just don’t!

Speirs, at a bar, very drunk: I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It’s super easy. You just say stuff. My mom thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Speirs.

Lipton: WAIT WHAT

Things you probably didn’t know about David Webster

TSince you guys liked my Liebgott one I’ve turned it into a series 

-None of his work got published until after his death. 

-He wasn’t really friendly with Easy Company and was always treated as a replacement.

-He had like 4? full conversations with Joe Liebgott.

-He was organilly part of HQ company and didn’t join up with Easy till after Normandy.

-His best friends were Robert Van Klinken and Don Hoobler who both died. 

-He was wounded with in 40 minutes of landing on D-Day and never saw brecourt manor or Carenten. 

-Donald Malarkey did NOT like him. Like we joke about Martin hating Webster but Malarkey had a hatred for him.

-He was scared of Liebgott after hearing about what he did in Crossroads. 

-He saw the end of the battle of the Bulge. 

-His family wanted to pay him out of the army

-He went to prep school in CN.

-He grew up in the Same town as me (lol)

Currahee Web 🦅♠️

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woah- what’s this??? a new meme???

im so sorry for making luz a seagull please forgive me-

@radiantcade, you know whats up ;)

im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:

- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’

- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision

- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”

Lip:

Easy Officers Meeting

Speirs: sorry i'm late, i didn't want to be here

Nix: wait was skipping this an option

Dick: sit down, Lew

“Hey Gene, you called me babe.”