Woah- What’s This??? A New Meme???

Speirs: I'm very focused.

Lipton: You're not even looking at me right now.

Speirs: I though I saw something shiny

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

shifty: *gently fixes it*

shifty: now you can see

Luz: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Store baker: What?

Toye: Ignore him.

Speirs: What did you do?

Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...

Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?

Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—

Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Luz: I WAS!

I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.

Happy Joe Toye Day 2020!

Luz, staring at Toye: LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS THREE DAY SUPPLY OF K-RATIONS, CHOCOLATE BARS, CHARMS CANDY, POWDERED COFFEE, SUGAR, MATCHES, COMPASS, BAYONET, ENTRENCHING TOOL, AMMUNITION, GAS MASK, MUSETTE BAG WITH AMMO, HIS WEBBING, HIS .45, CANTEEN, TWO CARTONS OF SMOKES, HAWKINS MINE, TWO GRENADES, SMOKE GRENADE, GAMMA GRENADE, TNT, THAT BULLSHIT, AND A PAIR OF NASTY SKIVVIES.

Luz: I HAVE TO HAVE HIM

Dike: *screams*

Speirs: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Winters: Should we do something?

Nixon: No, I wanna see who wins.

Speirs: I've killed more people than I can count.

Speirs: Because I've killed a lot of people.

Speirs: Not because I can't count.

Band of Brothers + Generation Kill (WE HAVE REACHED PEAK SATURATION!)

SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.

FACTUAL

Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.

Gene doesn’t know about this because he comes from a place where basements don’t exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house. 

They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret.