I Wish You Guys Could Hear The Noises I'm Making. What The Fuck Is That Thang

Passionate about my country, not in a “patriotic nationalist” way but in a “don’t let us get away with this shit” sort of way

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

It’s crazy how it’s a KENNEDY going to war against neurodivergent people. I see you people do not learn your lesson. It seems that other than the genetic predisposition towards mental health issues and cheating on your wife, ableism is one of the greatest Kennedy family heirlooms.

Me: dang I hate how my voice cracks on the chorus of Pink Pony Club but the rest of the song is so good.

Six-year-old at karaoke: I only know the chorus. Because I’m six.

Me: this was destined to be.

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

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