Everything Should Cost One Dollar, Ten Dollars, Or One Hundred Dollars. A Drinky Drink Is One Dollar.

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL!!!!!! FEEL FEEL FEEL!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS GOOD AND PURE FEEL SOMETHING!!!! OPEN YOUR HEART! BE VULNERABLE! BE SOFT! BE SO FULL OF LOVE AND MESSY AND CRY YOUR HEART OUT!!!!!!! LOVE AND FEEL!!! FEEL AND LOVE!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE! IT IS OKAY TO CARE!!! TO LOVE, TO HURT, AND CRY! PLEEEEEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE WORLD, CARE. FEEL. LOVE. BE A MESS OF LOVE AND FEELINGS!!! WE NEED OPEN HEARTS AND KIND EYES WITH BEAMING SOULS!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

I LOVE BED

It's established that Aaron and Andrew hardly speak to each other and their relationship is strained to say the least.

And in retrospect, it makes the twin-switch at the beginning of The Foxhole Court even funnier.

Andrew telling Aaron;

"I'm going to pick the new guy up from the airport, but we're going to pretend I'm you. We're dressing the same today, all black, long sleeves - yeah, I know it's summer, suck it up and deal with it. I'm going to go off my meds so I can drive. Be waiting for us out front and we'll switch back when he's distracted getting his bags out of the trunk."

Aaron; with doomed acceptance that life is weird anyway and has no energy to argue much less care;

"Sure."

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

the Guardian

Associated Press barred from Oval Office for not using ‘Gulf of America’

Agency says its reporter wasn’t allowed into event in effort to ‘punish’ style guide on upholding use of Gulf of Mexico

He's got the instincts of a vindictive child.

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)