Ohnoesspaghettios - What On Earth Do I Put Here?

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

It’s crazy how it’s a KENNEDY going to war against neurodivergent people. I see you people do not learn your lesson. It seems that other than the genetic predisposition towards mental health issues and cheating on your wife, ableism is one of the greatest Kennedy family heirlooms.