Cry Why Don’t You. Weep Those NFT Tears.

Crowley: Hey I wonder what would happen if my plants could talk

Crowley: *performs demonic miracle on his plants, giving them all tiny mouths*

Most of Crowley’s plants: *stay silent, too afraid of Crowley to say anything*

One plant: …………mmmmm yes keep shouting at us demon daddy yessssss tell us how much of a disappointment we are to you mmmmmmmmmmm I can’t wait until your rough, manly hands caress-

Crowley: *instantly snaps his fingers, removing the mouths*

Crowley:

Crowley:

Crowley: w-

Crowley: what the fuck

The main distinction is that pan people are genderblind (meaning they have no preference between one gender and another). Use whatever label you feel most comfortable with though, only you can make that choice for yourself.

NOTE: the choice of what you want to label yourself as.

I dont really care if you use the term bisexual or pansexual, but what i DO care about is that you understand that bisexuality at NO stage in history was EVER trans-exclusionary. Bisexuality has always included trans folks, and non-binary folks, and the entire spectrum of gender between male and female, as well as Definitively Gender and agender. It has ALWAYS meant "attraction to more than one gender." It has NEVER meant "attraction to cis men and women only."

So, pan, bi, use whichever label you will. But do NOT buy into the recent-years innacurate concept that bisexuality is attraction to cis men and women only, because thats literally never been the case.

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

Part 2

quand c’est

2.5k drabble celebration masterpost

Requests are closed.

This is the masterpost of my 2.5k drabble celebration. My followers got to choose a type of content, a realm and a prompt and I would mix the three to create a short drabble for them. Well, here is the list. There aren’t summaries for these, the prompt with the realm is the summary of each drabble and also the link. Possible warnings are placed behind every link.

Fluffy drabbles

“You are bleeding all over my carpet.” - Midgard

“But you know what? Fuck you, that’s what.” - Midgard

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Sakaar

Angsty drabbles

“Remind me to kill you, please.” - Unknown

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!.” - Midgard

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” - Asgard

“You’re going to regret that.” - Midgard - Dark!Loki

Dark drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Asgard - torture, evil Loki and death

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”  - Space

“I can take care of myself just fine.” - Sakaar

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Jotunheim

“Is this all I’m really good for?” - Jotunheim - Dark!Loki, mentions of non-con, really mean Loki!

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.” - Jotunheim

Whump Drabbles

“You are worth less than dirt to me.” - Muspelheim - Torture, Victim!Loki

Smutty drabbles

“You’re in trouble now” - Unknown

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Asgard - dom!Loki

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” - Sakaar

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” - Sakaar

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Midgard

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” - Whatever I wanted - sub!Loki

“Did you just hiss at me?” - Jotunheim - Dom!Loki, Dark!Loki

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Unknown

“Don’t touch what is not yours.” - Midgard

“you’re really going to make me beg for it aren’t you?” - Midgard

“Get on your knees.” - Jotunheim - rough and blood-play

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” - Sakaar

“You dare come here and demand such a thing?” - Midgard

“Well, if you could just be HONEST with me then we wouldn’t be there.” - Sakaar

“You’re in trouble now” - Jotunheim

Dub-con/non-con drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Muspelheim - Dub-con

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Asgard - Dub-con/non-con

“Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit” - Asgard - Non-con

“You work for me. You are my slave.” - Midgard - Dub-con and Non-con

Mix of multiple types drabbles

“Don’t touch what is not yours,” - Space - Fluff, dark, angst and smut

“what doesn’t kill you will likely try again.” - Sakaar - Fighting 

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“