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Masterlist

A/N: Alright, I thought I would finally do ships, because people seem to like them so why not:)💕

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-Your name (Not required only if you would like a ship name).

-Age (Not Required, but you can be general if you’d like to, middle age, etc).

-Person You would like to be shipped with (Unless you would like me to pick them!).

-Gender you’d like to be shipped with (Only if you’d like me to pick them).

-Choose the fandom you’d like your ship chosen from. (Required).

-Describe your personality (Just as much as you can!). (Required).

-Your hobbies/Things you like to do (I like to sew, etc). (Required).

-Your quirks (I snort when I laugh, etc).

-Describe your features (I have green eyes, etc). (Required).

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Drabbles Masterlist

Since I really enjoy writing these short drabbles, starting with some prompts I collected, I wanted to collect them in a masterlist. Because my mood changes from day to day, so do the muses and thus they vary from happy to sad, dark to smutty and everything else. Below you’ll find the first line of each prompt, which is kinda of the summary, and they are also the link.

Loki Drabbles

“you look like you could use either a hug or a mercy killing”

“You’re not stupid. Just uneducated”

The stains were impossible to hide and hard to explain (little NSFW)

“I went to a karate class once when I was a child, so don’t think I couldn’t take you down” (little NSFW)

She was a warrior and he was a dreamer. She was the brain and the brawn and he was the heart.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in prison?” “No man is supposed to be in prison.”  (little NSFW)

“I really want to fight someone right now,”

The night sky lit up for a second and what followed sounded a lot like the end of the world.

They always say ’the devil made me do it’. But this wasn’t him.

“So from the bottom of my cold, dead heart, screw you.” (NSFW)

“I’ve been the family disappointment for years! You can’t just suddenly show up at dinner and steal my rightful title!”

They were not supposed to be alive - but here they were, living and breathing.

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”, “It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt.”

“Stop being so mean or I swear to God I’ll kiss you.”

“Don’t look at me, this is not my fault.” (NSFW and dub-con)

“We were never meant to last, yet you still tried. Why?”

“having the same enemy doesn’t make us friends.”

“Last night I tried to imagine myself without you. The thing is, I could and I felt so much better,” (warning for implied suicide and self-harm)

Practice makes perfect they say. And she was quite the master (nsfw)

“You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.” “Who said it had to be on the bed?” (nsfw and non-con)

Loki curled himself up into a ball…

“You’re a disappointment.”

When people think about angels, they think about golden locks, white wings and…

“What are you writing?” (nsfw)

“What are you writing?” part 2 (nsfw)

It was a daydream and a nightmare, depending on who you ask.

“I like my coffee as black and bitter as my soul.”, “So, pink and sparkly then?” (little nsfw)

“Hold that tongue of yours!” (little nsfw)

“Close your eyes.”, “I swear, if you do something nasty I’m out of here.“

“You’re not good enough for me, face it.”

From the shadows two green eyes were watching her with genuine interest.

“Go away.”

Stranger

The Act

Shirtless (little nsfw)

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”

Lay down your weapons

“What are you doing?”(NSFW)

“Always a disappointment.”

“What are you doing? Stop!” (NSFW and non-con)

She smiled knowingly

If you had have kept your mouth shut, then she would still be here!

“No-one tells me what to do unless we’re in bed.” (NSFW)

“Are you just going to stand there and think about all the naughty things you want to do to me.” (NSFW)

Short Sentence Loki Muses - One, Two, Three

“I am here now.”

Sticks and Stones 

The drug coursing through his veins made Loki feel fuzzy… (NSFW, Dub-con, drugs)

It was a hot and humid summer night…

Mistletoe (NSFW)

Clint Drabbles

Nothing time can’t kill.

His voice brought back memories of dark rooms and broken bones. (Whump, mention of blood, no gore though)

With a scream tethering on his lips, Clint’s eyes flew wide open…

Bucky Drabbles

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

Mistletoe (NSFW)

do you have any prompts for people who are starting to very obviously fall in love but they're still denying it?? thanks in advance :))

I have something like that here, but here’s more anyways :) 

- - - - -

“I challenge you to a fight. If I win, you go to dinner with me.”

“Hell yeah, and if I win, we have a sleepover.”

C : “Or you guys can just...go on a date together?”

“This isn’t a date, C. Where did you even get that idea? This is just friendly banter.”

“Sure.”

- - - 

“A, cmon. It’s obvious you have a thing for B.”

“Why does everyone keep telling me that?!”

“...you’re not denying it either.”

- - -

“Um...how did I end up in your lap?”

“You were passed out drunk and I decided this was better than lying on a cold, hard glass table.”

“Oh, okay. Thanks, A. You’re an awesome friend.”

- - -

“Hey, A. Do you have a minute?”

“Give me a sec, C. I’ll just wish B good morning.”

“You guys are so in love.”

“No, we aren’t!”

“Uh huh, so why are they the first thing you think of in the morning?”

“...”

- - -

“What’s your favourite flower?”

“Maybe lavender. Why?”

“A florist opened up near my house, I thought I’ll get you something.”

“Are you getting me flowers as a friend, or...?”

“completelyasafriendnothingelse”

- - - - -

Could I request 5 and 19 for Charles and/or Erik? (And could the seat prompt be like, asking to sit on someone’s lap?)

ERIK LEHNSHERR X READER

prompts: “when are you going to quit with the pick-up lines and ask me on a date” and “is this seat free?”

warnings: bad pick up lines and unedited (not actual warnings just be prepared)

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your relationship with erik was weird.

it was more than known to people that he was an isolated person who didn’t trust easy. even when he met his own son, he was the exact same.

but he never seemed to have that need to be on edge with you. it was always like he had no worries in the world.

not like he would ever admit it, though.

-

“are you a keyboard? because you’re my type.”

erik laughed as you sat down next to him, “you never quit do you?”

“never. also, are you a pack of cards?”

“…no?”

“oh because i’ve pulled out my king.”

“for fucks sa-“

-

and it kept going.

you loved seeing the way he would get ‘aggravated’ at every one of your dumb pick up lines.

“knock knock.”

erik sighed, setting down his book and putting his head in his hands, “who’s there?” he mumbled into his hands.

“when where.”

“when where who?”

“tomorrow, wherever the fuck you want, me and you.”

“the doors over there.” he lifted his head up to point over to the door, making you laugh.

-

it was friday night and charles had arranged a small party for the mansion.

to be honest, it was more of a gathering. just the mutants having a good time for once in their ‘busy’ lives. because it was so undeniably hard living in such a huge mansion.

your eyes settled on the one and only man you ever wanted to see once you walked through the door.

picking up a free drink from the table, you walked over to erik.

“is this seat free?” you asked, pointing to his lap.

he looked down at where you were pointing and looked back up to your eyes, slightly flustered for the ‘majorly serious’ guy.

“is this another one of your pick up lines?” erik groaned.

“nope.”

he was shocked to say the least, “well, it’s always free for you.”

you smiled, trying to fight the light blush that was making its way to your face.

“in that case.” you sat on his lap (this wasn’t as awkward as it sounded i swear).

erik secured his arms around your waist and pulled you flush to him, “when are you going to quit with the pick up lines and ask me on a date?”

you were completely taken aback, “what-“

“do i need to do everything myself?”

“erik, i-“

“are you free tomorrow?”

you took a breath and laughed lightly when you let it out, happily surprised that your dumb lines had made an influence.

“always…for you…” you copied what he said earlier, making him chuckle hoarsely and meet his lips with yours.

you sank into the kiss and it literally felt like a dream.

a dream you didn’t want to wake up from.

-

sorry it’s so late and short i’ve been busy recently 😭

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

Too tall

You: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Tony: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Simple.

Steve: Tackle him.

Natatsha: Dump him.

Thor: Kick him in the shin.

Loki: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. WHAT THE FUCK MORTALS? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Men with long hair and women with short hair. Gender norms are just so you don’t look pretty.

Men with…. Men wi……. Men with lo……. Men with long hair…… Pretty…..

Someone: And then the punchline is a cute little mouse pun!

Absolutely deranged terf about to elevate this post to meme status at light speed: OH so you wanna FUCK THE MOUSE GIRL, you pervert?! This could have been cute if it weren’t so blatantly horny!! Obviously if the first thing I pictured was a hentai boobblob, that was rotten OP’s intent and has nothing to do with me. 

Like I can’t believe this is a subgenre of post now. For how long will it go on?