Omg I Knew This Was Going To Be Today But Tbh It Looks Way More Silly Than I Imagined 😭😭

I keep thinking that getting into fandom and random ship is normal because I'm on a side of the internet where everybody does it but then I get back to the world and I start to realize that no, not everyone does that so I cannot just go up to a random person and start ranting about my latest ship and how they're driving me crazy.

Oh...My...God

i knew the mattystache was real but i didn’t know it was this real

I also miss jonas cycling

I miss cycling. She says, having been without cycling for all of a day.

A Brocedes timeline in the year 2021....

Yeah probably to nobody‘s interest besides my own....

1997/98 the year it all started, both Baby Lewis and baby Nico were racing in Italian karting. Nico being the Golden boy at the time because of his dad being an F1 world champion.

1999 both were still racing in Italy, battling against each. When Nico‘s dad decided to talk to one of his friends to create an own karting team for his son.... and Lewis.

2000 now teammates, they were racing in one team against each other and became best friends.

2001 they were teammates for one more season ( and with that come more stories about them sharing hotel rooms, wrestling each other and going on holidays)

2002 their ways separated and Lewis went on to race in the UK again.

2003 they were doing different competitions over the season. But at the end of the season both of them reunited at the Macao GP.

2004 they both raced in the Formula 3 Euro Series... in different teams but still and they even shared one podium together:

They also both did the Bahrain Superprix and the Macao GP again. ( in which nico accidentally ruined both of their races)

2007 Lewis followed Nico to F1.

2008 Nico got his first podium in F1 and well he shared the stage with Lewis. Like they did so often as kids.

Also Lewis won his first world title🎉

2010: they were still friends and even went karting before the start of the season together with their old karting team boss.Also Nico moved to the new Mercedes team to race alongside Michael Schumacher.

2012 Nico got his first race win in F1 and shared the podium once again with Lewis.

2013 the Season they reunited as teammates 13 years after the last time. And at first both of them seemed really excited to be reunited once again and spend more time together.

2014 the year the suffering started. And it started off so peacefully as there were some nice moments between them at the start of the season. But then the dynamic changed and their championship battle began. And let‘s be honest we all don’t really know what really happened ( even Toto said something along those lines that he himself does not know the full story what happened between them and why it went that bad)

2015 no friendship here anymore only pain and suffering and a lot of hate. And for the second year in a row Lewis came out on top and won the world championship.

2016 pain and suffering continued and the famous Spanish GP crash happened when they took each other out and with that ruined the whole teams race.

At the end of the year it was Nico who came out on top even though Lewis tried his all to stop it from happening. And after it all Nico announced he was going to retire from the sport.

2017 the First Season in F1 for Lewis without Nico, but like not really because Nico decided that his new job was to be talking about Lewis. With lewis trying his best to ignore him.

2019 Lewis actually acknowledged Nico again but yeah it is not in a good way😂 he decided to share an insta story having a laugh about max verstappen comparing Nico to Villeneuve... so yeah😂

2020 a weird year and it was even weirder because we had an interaction... a socially distanced one but still an interaction.

2021 suprised us all when Netflix surprisingly came through with Brocedes content and brought us this gem:

So yeah this is the story of Brocedes... and I guess probably nobody has even read this far😅

WDYM YOU CAN'T DRAW THIS IS A WORK OF ART THAT I WANT SHOWED IN MUSEUM THANK YOU VERY MUCH

stuff I drew but gave up halfway cause it was too ugly and older sketches I wanted to put on here

btw with the last post it seems like yall have been tricked into thinking that I could draw

spoiler: I can't

especially mathieu :,)

if i see a sepp kuss photo, i’m zooming in. because i need to know if silver fox sepp is a real thing or just a product of my wild imagination. also. may i remind you that he’s about to become a dad

SHRIMP POSTURE LMAOOOOO

its so weird to me that Tadej and Jonas are the same height because in every photo Tadej just looks so muxh bigger than him, whixh mean one of 2 things

1. the internet is lying to me and Tadej is actually taller then they sau he is/ jonas is shorter than they sau he is

2. Jonas has the motherfucking shrimp posture

We stan Valterri

i suddenly have a new favorite f1 driver

Wout: A coward do it with a knife

Jasper: If i punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Tadej: Strong

Remco: Weak

Mathieu: An idiot is what you are