Ocielot - Revolver Ocelot Meowing [10 Minute Version]

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something ostensibly heterosexual man retweet]

sketches and some unfinished works that I can't post separately so here they are all at one post

born to meet you

normally i hate when characters are turned into housewives but i think ocelot would have been so happy to just be big boss’ housewife, as long as he could kill and torture a couple times a month for enrichment. ocelot only did All That because he couldn’t cook horrible gelatin creations for big boss in their 3 bed 2.5 bath 1 dungeon suburban connecticut home while wearing nothing but a frilly apron.

You can’t lose at beachvolley!! Nobody will want to do business with us ever again if they learn you’ve LOST AT BEACHVOLLEY

people live to be remembered by others

I have a black heart.

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