Kojima Otasune Tweets: They’re Basically Married :) Like Johnlock :)

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.

You can’t lose at beachvolley!! Nobody will want to do business with us ever again if they learn you’ve LOST AT BEACHVOLLEY

actually i DO want to talk about catherine miller. here is what we know about catherine: she was Kaz’s daughter, she was a child during MG2 (in 1999) and it is implied in the MGS4 database that she lived with him during MGS1 (in 2005) my guess from her dialogue is that she was 5-8 years old in MG2, putting her birth year around 1991-1994.

but who was her mom? hell, considering kaz was infertile, who was her biological dad? what made him decide to raise her? was he raising her alone or was there a shared custody agreement with her mom? (endlessly fascinated by Kaz Divorce Arc but that’s for another post) did she have a good childhood? was she loved? considering she was living with kaz in 2005 was she the one to find his body? how did she react? (she was only a child) where did she go after? did she ever discover anything about her dad’s past? were there always agents watching her? did she ever meet solid snake? did she ever meet his daughter? did she get to grow up?

i know she was an afterthought character probably meant to be retconned out but i wish i could get my hands on the forbidden catherine lore, if it even existed.

atp anyone calling big boss and ocelot brothers is being wilfully ignorant. kojima basically confirmed they were gay yet people still pretend not to see it

sksks yeah, i was surprised to get that ask on tumblr of all places. i mean there is something to be said about them sharing a mother/mother figure and big boss’ probable lack of romantic feelings towards ocelot, but on the ocelot side it is undeniable, there is nothing brotherly about how he feels.

forcing myself to post my first attempt at making a comic it's from some months ago i was listening to snake eater on loop. WHY IS THIS SO EMBARRASSING.

my own opinions on taylor swift are top secret but u guys need to know that i am not calling ocelot a swiftie as a compliment to her or him. he’s a blond fake southern nepo-baby who goes bonkerballs insane over a completely mid dude. it’s self recognition thru the other.

edit: ok actually. changing my url after 1 day to be more marketable because i didn’t want people to be offput by swiftie-ism. swiftieocelot -> ocielot

the Joy

normally i hate when characters are turned into housewives but i think ocelot would have been so happy to just be big boss’ housewife, as long as he could kill and torture a couple times a month for enrichment. ocelot only did All That because he couldn’t cook horrible gelatin creations for big boss in their 3 bed 2.5 bath 1 dungeon suburban connecticut home while wearing nothing but a frilly apron.

An ocelot never lets its prey escape!

what did kojima put in bbkaz to inspire me to make a million playlists. i mean it’s probably largely bc it is relevant to like half of all 70’s and 80’s songs