Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”
My earphones:
no body no crime
Scarlett Johansson, a game show host: It’s time to play: “Who is Sebastian Stan’s True Best Friend?”!
Chris Evans, excitedly: It’s me!
Anthony Mackie, confidently: It’s me.
Tom Holland, eating popcorn: … It’s probably not me.
y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
I’m sorry
same here
Tony Stark: Earth’s best defender
The bans on abortion in Argentina only push women to seek unsafe clandestine abortions, leading to the deaths of thousands of women. Today the Senate has the option to end it
Aborto legal, seguro y gratuito!! 💚