y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
my last 3 brain cells watching me throughout the day
GOOD THING MY DADDY MADE ME GET A BOATING LICENSE WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN
AND IVE CLEANED ENOUGHHOUSES TO KNOW HOW TO COVER UP A SCENE
GOOD THING ESTE’S SISTERS GONNA SWEAR SHE WAS WITH ME
(she was with me dude)
GOOD THING HIS MISTRESS TOOK OUT A BIG
LIFE INSURANCE POLICYYYYYYY
they think she did it but they just cant prove it they think she did it but they just cant prove it... she thinks i did it but she just cant prove it nooooo
no,no body no crime, i wasnt letting up until the day
noo, no body no crime!!
died.
Stephen: The stars are beautiful tonight
Tony: Yeah, but you know what else is beautiful?
Stephen and Tony at the same time: Me
i'm definitely new in town
T’s not mine! Credit belongs to @Icvemood on Instagram :)
OMG THE PETER’ LINE, I’M JUST-
Avengers: Infinity War - Mean Girls AU
Protecting your reality, douchebag
[Click here to see PART 1]
created by Minimal-Pulse-Art [minimal-pulse.tumblr.com]
posted 01/01/2018