polites: look! a half-full glass!
eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.
odysseus: penelope used to drink water...
antimachus or just telemachus x any or the suitors is 10x funnier if you go with the version of telemachus that looks exactly like a younger, male version of penelope
cuz like. it really puts the image of them looking at him and shrugging "eh, looks enough like her" and just going for him instead into existence and im not sure if thats a good thing or nit
Every so often I remember it’s canon that c!Tommy had a ghost, and not only that but the ghost apparently never stopped crying and refused to talk to anyone.
That one part where Glatt told c!Quackity that a British guy with a beanie would come down to his gym and a smaller one that sounded exactly like him would be attached to his hip, and he would only cry and repeat, “Dream killed me.”
And how screwed up it is that c!Tommy was still following c!Wilbur around like he did when he was alive because he had nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to.
Do you think we never saw the ghost because he was hiding from everyone? He didn’t want to see the same people who’d hurt him and let him get hurt time and time again.
Link to video: https://www.tumblr.com/icebear4president/766528520341061632/video-for-this-post
fought tooth and nail for a losing cause. blood and tears were all for naught.
It’s December.. uh oh..
finally home
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original / idea from @bugflies00
Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...
Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???
Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???
Somwhere before God Games
Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.
All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly
And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such
So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.
His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son
I made an armour for the little wolf, what do u think? ;)
Dick: I don’t think Jason is happy with you
Tim: Why do you say that?
Dick, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Replacement, I hope this letter finds you before I do’
big and litol wing art dump ^_^
here is the fic from the third one!!! go read it rn !!!!!!
... ♥
been thinking about them a lot lately
from batman #148
literally the page after he died. can we all stop freaking out now.
I wanna see it painted, painted black Black as night, black as coal!
[Paint it, Black - The Rolling Stones]
Go read Boy Wonder by @juni-ba !!!
We should give jason a chance to make this joyful expression while he steals the batmobile tires again
Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out
Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.
Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?
Bruce: Unfortunately yes.
Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.
Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.
Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.
Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.
Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?
Bruce: what.
Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.
babysitting your work friend's kid and he asks to look at your patchwork quilt of a skull. wyd. inspired by Super Sons #6!
He’s asking for input.
teen titans go really just loves shitting on dick LMAOO (the animators have a favorite and it is jason, even if they put a crowbar next to his urn)
I like in Teen Titans that Robin’s mask is just as expressive as like cartoon spidey masks. Especially when they do this thing:
OR WHEN HE DOES THIS:
he’s so silly I love him lmao
Wait… I just found out that this picture comes from Jon’s dreams… you mean to tell me Jon dreamt up Damian in this outfit………
Tim: Want to play a game?
Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?
Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.
Jason:
Jason: Awesome.
Selina Kyle attempts to rob Wayne Manor early in her career. Bruce catches her but the two strike up an instant rapport. Selina "Gives up" her stealing ways and the two eventually marry.
The newlywed couple decided to go to the circus where they watch the Flying Grayson's fatal show. They quickly adopt young Dick Grayson who soon joins Selina as the first ever Stray.
Some years go by with Bruce still none the wiser to his family's hidden life. On one particular day out the Wayne family is found strolling along Robbinson park when a young thief snatches Selina's purse. The trio chase down the purse snatcher as he ducks into an abandoned apartment building. Dick is the first to find the younger boy who is now huddled with an even smaller kid, purse held tightly against his chest. Dick easily recognizes the youngest boy as Timothy Drake.
Tim's parents had died on an overseas trip, and their entire fortune was lost in legal courts. Tim was forced into foster care but quickly ran away and was forced to live out on the streets. This is where he meets Jason Todd, an orphan himself the two formed a strong bond as they attempted to survive on Gotham's deadliest streets.
Selina can't help but pity the poor boys. And having noticed the skills with which Jason was able to evade capture for some minutes she offers to adopt the young boys. Bruce is shocked but Selina quickly reminds him of the background she comes from and the way they had meet. She explains that she wants to help the poor duo live the life she has been given and never resort to stealing again.
And though she may love the two boys deeply even she knows the real reason for her kindness is found in growing the ranks of The CatFamily.
(I'm sure others have come up with similar concepts to this. If so, I hope I was able to add enough of my own flair to make this post stand out. Alfred is still a big part of Bruce's life though he feigns ignorance over Selina's night life. Bruce has his inklings of what she may be doing but has never followed through with his assumptions because he loves his wife too much. And despite the way I worded the last paragraph I do want to point out that Selina through all of this one hundred percent loves her kids. Yes, she uses them for her gain, but she treats them as if they were her own kids. Not sure how Damian or Steph, Cass and all the others would fit in. But hey that's up to your own interpretation. Hope you Enjoyed :)
I know we get a lot of Catlad!Jason or Stray!Tim au’s, but just this once can we get a Stray!Bernard au? A Bernard who was caught trying to steal something big in a spiteful teenage phase of rebellion and getting caught by Catwoman of all people, who immediately snatches him and makes him her apprentice- because if the bat can have protégés so can she. And a just freshly made Robin Tim having to chase around that annoying cat who happens to be his civilian best friend (not that either of them realize it) And just - Bernard is just a silly cat having his bat chase him around rooftops in an excruciating slow burn romance that takes both miscommunication and civilian life drama to make it to endgame.
Ummm…. Merry Christmas?
This is just a random lil comic I wanted to try doing one fully colored n shaded stuff
It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.
I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.
Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.
Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.
He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.
“alfred come look at my evil plan”
“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”
EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:
“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.
Buys you rare and expensive gifts
Flies you on his private jet
Buys you an apartment and arranges for your honeymoon
Buys the company you work at
Buys back your childhood home
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