Babysitting Your Work Friend's Kid And He Asks To Look At Your Patchwork Quilt Of A Skull. Wyd. Inspired

A digital DC fancomic page with two panels.
The first panel is of Jon Kent looking up at the viewer, with wide eyes and a missing front tooth. Dialogue reads:
Jon: "Mister Wayne can I look inside your head please?"
Offscreen: "What?" "Oh my God"
Jon: My dad says you have brain damage from getting hit in the head every night and that's why Damian is allowed to fight bad guys on school days I just want to see."
The second panel is of Bruce Wayne looking downwards with a dour expression. Dick Grayson is in the background, with a gleeful expression and a laser flare over one eye. Dialogue reads:
Bruce: "Hm."
Dick: "Holy shit."

babysitting your work friend's kid and he asks to look at your patchwork quilt of a skull. wyd. inspired by Super Sons #6!

A crop of a comic panel from Super Sons #6, with Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Jon Kent at a dinner table. Dialogue reads:
Clark: "Remember, back by 10 P.M. on the dot."
Jon: "Aww, c'mon, it's Friday. Damian's dad lets him stay out all night!"

A crop of a comic panel from Super Sons #6, with Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Jon Kent at a dinner table. Dialogue reads:
Clark: "Damian's dad dresses like a bat and gets hit in the head 28 times every night. So maybe not the best argument."

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