Oattymeallio - Oatmeal

“Jolene" 

 Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare 

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

There is something off about Scarland. --- This is part of the Hermit's Hollow AU; click here to learn more!

Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them

Explanation:

Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.

The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt

So Tommy becomes a villain instead

Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.

Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.

Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.

kinda fucked up that tommy dropped this line randomly in Minecraft roleplay. I'm a fake ctommy fan I'd never heard the actual audio before today snd why is it the worst thing that's ever happened to me

audio for other fake fans who've never heard it:

Happy Dannyversary! I finished this way back in March of 2024, and I'm so glad we've finally released it for the 21st anniversary of the show's first airing!

If you're in Canada, you can watch my piece alongside everyone else's hard work HERE! My part is also on YouTube individually:

Journal 3, Codes and Ciphers

Hey guys, did you know the Gravity Falls Wiki has all the codes from Journal 3 solved in a handy dandy list? There’s some… interesting stuff in there. 

There’s also information on how to solve the ciphers if you’d rather do it yourself at the top of the page.

(And here’s the post on Blendin’s letter deciphered.)

date idea you come over to my house and we hang out together until your parole officer picks you up at three to take you back to juvenile detention

(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

Evolution…

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.