Au Where SBI Are Heroes And Tommy Becomes A Villain To Spend Time With Them

Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them

Explanation:

Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.

The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt

So Tommy becomes a villain instead

Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.

Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.

Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.

incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

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oattymeallio

3 years ago

im so down for cannibalism

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oattymeallio

4 months ago

Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?

Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.

Tim: How old is he?

Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.

(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)

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3 years ago

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Damian: How old are you?

Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.

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oattymeallio

8 months ago

“Jolene"

Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

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oattymeallio

4 months ago

teen titans go really just loves shitting on dick LMAOO (the animators have a favorite and it is jason, even if they put a crowbar next to his urn)

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oattymeallio

10 months ago

The fact there's NO content of cSam and cGeorge being father and son is so evil. Like plssss guys cGeorge is the only person cSam directly refers to as his child. cSam literally says that he "raised him as his own" on George's house building stream like thats his daddyyy. Do you know how much angst potential there is in cGeorge finding out his FATHER allowed the torture of his best friend??? Someone write the fic NOW.

Also if you're a cQuackity is cSams son truther like me, just imagine the betrayal cGeorge would feel finding out his brother was the one who actually did the torturing. Like???

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oattymeallio

7 months ago