There Are A Few 'Jason Stayed With The All Caste' Stories Floating Around, But I Think It Might Be Funnier

There are a few 'Jason Stayed with the All Caste' stories floating around, but I think it might be funnier if an All Hands On Deck situation happened and Talia had to join him in Stabbing Cthulhu, so they dropped Damien off without explanation and Bruce only found out about Jason X months later when Robin II's old 'SOS World Ending Threat' code was entered into a com system somewhere.

Cue Damien crowing "I told you they didn't abandon me, they were preoccupied!"

i do very much like the idea of damian growing up under jason’s influence at the league and thus not giving a shit about being ‘the son of batman’. like he had jason, fuck that old guy who apparently donated sperm. so when talia sends damian to bruce to train so they could go off on other work its less damian being like ‘i am the blood son it is my right to eventually inherit the cowl’ and more like ‘…..:/ man ahki was right. batman aint shit’ and bruce is genuinely just so bewildered hes just ‘what. wait what.’

they’re training in the batcave and bruce is like ‘im going to show you this move on how to non-lethally take out an attacker’ and damian is texting jason from the other side of the room just ‘no thanks. i’ve been taught everything i need to know already.’

‘what do you mean by that’

‘when you run out of bullets, throw the gun into the crotch of whoever is left.’

‘excuse me?’

‘i was also told to say a cool catchphrase every time i cock the gun. ahki gave me a list to memorise.’

‘why do you have a gun’

bruce has no idea who this child is but he’s starting to get concerned about who the fuck raised him before he got to the manor. jason is cackling from 2 continents away

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1 month ago

Happy Dannyversary! I finished this way back in March of 2024, and I'm so glad we've finally released it for the 21st anniversary of the show's first airing!

If you're in Canada, you can watch my piece alongside everyone else's hard work HERE! My part is also on YouTube individually:

10 months ago
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed

pov you're jimmy and you're about to get fucking killed

4 months ago
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Screenshot of Morph smirking while playing a prank on Gambit. A post from tumblr user renchanters reading "my body is a vessel for the bit" has been added to the image
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11 months ago

they suck so much

5 months ago
Imagine Knowing You’re Hotter Than Your Crush’s Twink Boyfriend…

Imagine knowing you’re hotter than your crush’s twink boyfriend…

Anyway this is based off of this Madilyn Mei song everyone go listen to it and then draw some romance to go along :)

Now have some alternate lyrics that made me laugh way too hard:

Imagine Knowing You’re Hotter Than Your Crush’s Twink Boyfriend…
Imagine Knowing You’re Hotter Than Your Crush’s Twink Boyfriend…
2 weeks ago
oattymeallio - Oatmeal
11 months ago

do you have any fics where c!tommy is taken to somewhere new where they dont know anything about the dsmp? sorta like hermit!tommy fics, but ive already read every one of those i could find. sorry if this is too specifc lol

Hey anon! I actually really like this trope so I've got a few fics for you :D (There's 2 hermit!tommy fics in here too, so I apologise if you've read them already!)

don't put me to rest by MementoMemoriam [Rated T, 59540 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

He couldn’t tell Phil or Techno. They probably would think he’s crazy, and how does he even explain the situation anyways? “Oh yeah, I just went to bed after being exiled from my country in another timeline and woke up here. Sorry for the trouble, guys!”

What are they going to do when they find out he’s not their Tommy?

Oh god. What happened to their Tommy? Is he in Tommy’s world?

Tommy feels himself grow even more sick at the thought. Phil and Techno would kill him if they found out he’d sent their Tommy to that hell. That hell with exile, and war, and Dream.

-

In which Tommy, exiled hero of the DreamSMP, and Prince Tommy of the Antarctic Empire swap places, families are semi-reunited, and Dream causes problems (as always).

Shells in the Foam (a Hermit!Tommy fanfic) by Cedarwhisp21 [Rated T, 90720 words, incomplete, last updated January 2022]

When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one's at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

Somewhere New? by HoneyBee420 [Rated G, 2717 words, incomplete, last updated October 2021]

Passerine!Tommy and DSMP!Tommy switch places after each of their deaths, let's see where this will go.

you don't bring me flowers anymore by Shrai [Rated T, 33765 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

There's that deep visceral type of sadness that finds a home inside your bones and never seems to leave. Some days it's ignorable, just a minor obstacle in your day. Other times it's loud and true, grasping at every inch of your being and filling your senses with such emotion that it feels like it's too much. Regret, sadness, anger. All of them add up to what swallowed the brothers up whole: grief.

Even though they had Tommy back that feeling still rang true in their hearts. Their Tommy was still dead and gone, forgotten if fate decides it so. If this Tommy, this strange and broken and angry Tommy, stuck around, were they expected to forget about their Tommy?

~

or: i heard someone say "what if passerine wilbur and techno met dsmp tommy" and my brain has not stopped thinking since please

You Can't Whisper Above the Thunder (But You Can Fly Anywhere) by AliveAndRestless [Rated T, 20701 words, incomplete, last updated February 2021]

He hears birdsong.

That's the first thing he notices, when he's able to breathe past the pain in his ribs. When he opens his eyes to green leaves and a blue summer sky, he thinks he's dreaming. The sky is never blue in the Dream SMP, not after all the explosions. It's always tinged with grey, the scent of ash and wood smoke subtle in the air. When was the last time he was somewhere with clean air? Exile?

He sits up. The pain is blinding, but he grits his teeth against it, hands tight around the wound in his side. He looks around, really looks around, and it takes everything he has to keep from screaming. Nothing but woods on every side, trees swaying gently in a warm breeze, birds flittering from branch to branch. Fuck.

He falls back with a thump, and immediately regrets it, hissing in pain. Well, one thing's for sure. He's not in fucking Kansas anymore.

(Alternatively, Tommy gets gravely injured, and to save his life, Dream drop kicks him to a different server. Unfortunately for him, it has the opposite effect than what he was expecting.)

1 year ago
More Lego Monkies RAHHHGRGGGRGRRRR
More Lego Monkies RAHHHGRGGGRGRRRR
More Lego Monkies RAHHHGRGGGRGRRRR

more lego monkies RAHHHGRGGGRGRRRR

6 months ago
I Put Way Too Much Effort Into This ( Based On This Meme, It Wouldn’t Leave Me Alone Until It Was Drawn
I Put Way Too Much Effort Into This ( Based On This Meme, It Wouldn’t Leave Me Alone Until It Was Drawn
I Put Way Too Much Effort Into This ( Based On This Meme, It Wouldn’t Leave Me Alone Until It Was Drawn

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

5 months ago

i need timbernkon with timkon OBSESSED with their very pretty, very deranged boyfriend.

i need them to keep track on him, literally clinging to him like their lives depend on it.

and I need bernard to shower them in affection and touch because they're crazily touch starved.

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