They Suck So Much

maybe the real treasure was the capitalism, men and racism along the way

Osamu Dazai & Atsushi Nakajima – Bungou Stray Dogs Season 1

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

🕷️ written by me & nevi

jason keeps getting banned from twitter because he runs an anti jason todd account and as far as anyone else knows, jason todd is a poor little dead 15 year old.

in unrelated news, tim keeps reporting a heartless individual who makes fun of his dead brother.

Dick: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me. Jason: I think killing a titan would fix me. Tim: You want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid. Clark: What are these words? Bruce: Don't ask.

something something breaching containment

Something just occured to me.

Jason's full name is Jason Todd. Jason is a Greek name, coming from Iason which means "to heal". Todd is German, from Tod, which means "death".

His name literally means "to heal death".

date idea you come over to my house and we hang out together until your parole officer picks you up at three to take you back to juvenile detention

spicynoodles as the doctor and river song and YES i know this is a stretch but my target audience is myself and i do not care